Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)

Chevy Chase: Repairman

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• Repairman : I thought maybe I could pull the part from one of the other tubs. But it turns out this is a very special model that you have here. You've got to be very careful, I tell you. One little thing is changed, the whole system can go haywire. Do you understand what I'm saying? The whole system can go haywire if you change one little thing.

• Nick : You know what's going on here, don't you, old man?

  Repairman : Yes, I do. Your tub is on the fritz. It'd behoove you to fix it.

• Repairman : All I'm saying is, whatever your poison, I wouldn't tub without it. Especially after dawn.

  Jacob : It'd kill you to give me a straight answer? You know, you're kind of a dick!

• Repairman : [indicates cigarette machine]  Hey, maybe what you need isn't in here after all.

  [indicates Candy Girl's heart] 

  Repairman : Maybe what *you* need has always been in here.

  Candy Girl : Really?

  Repairman : No.