Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show (2009 TV Movie)
Kathleen Barr: Kevin, Marie Kanker
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Quotes
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Eddy : [unable to take his brother's beating any longer] Come on, bro. Give it up, will you?
Eddy's Brother : Give it up? I thought you wanted to hang with your "hero".
Eddy : I do, bro! I do!
[Edd, outraged, storms towards Eddy's brother]
Edd : Mr. Eddy's Brother! As the oldest sibling, don't you think you should be setting a positive example for Eddy, instead of...
[Eddy's brother leans into him intimidatingly]
Edd : ... belittling him... on front of his... friends?
Eddy's Brother : Belittle? He's always been little! I like you, girlfriend.
[He uses Eddy to smash Edd into the ground, with his ski hat sticking out]
Eddy's Brother : You got spunk.
Ed , Marie Kanker : Double D!
Sarah : What the heck?
Jimmy : Somebody do something!
Rolf : [infuriated] Rolf has had enough of your flat doodle, elder one! Prepare yourself for a merciless thrashing!
[He picks Kevin up and places him in front of Eddy's brother. Kevin looks around nervously and decides to pluck up his courage anyway]
Kevin : [to Eddy's brother] Hey! Bro guy! Lay off him, man!
[Eddy is now clinging to the door of his brother's trailer while his brother is pulling him away by the back of his pants]
Nazz : Yeah, Mister Macho Man!
[the other kids stand up to him. Ed, who had been standing with his back to the trailer and cowering, notices that the door hinges of the trailer are coming loose and gets an idea. He pulls out one of the hinge bolts. The door breaks loose and the other hinge immediately gives way. The door smacks Eddy's brother squarely in the face. Eddy clings to the door as it flips and crashes]
Eddy's Brother : [dazed] Uuhh... uncle...
[Eddy's brother pitches forward onto the ground]
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Edd : Eddy! Speak to me! Are you all right?
Eddy : [sniffs] I made it all up, Double D. Everything about my brother was a lie! I just made things up so people would like me, think I was cool. But boy was I wrong! The scam, my brother, this... when am I gonna learn, Double D?
[whimpers]
Edd : [gently pulls Eddy's hands from his eyes] I think you just have, Eddy.
[Eddy smiles]
Kevin : Grab him!
[the Eds turn around to see Kevin, Rolf and Nazz charging at Eddy]
Ed : No! Take me!
Eddy : Okay! I'm sorry! Honest! I didn't mean to hurt you guys!
[Kevin, Rolf and Nazz throw Eddy up in the air in adulation instead of beating him up]
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Kevin : Nazz, we gotta find out where those twerps went off to, and hit 'em off. I'm pretty sure they won't be coming back to the Cal-de-Sac. Not after what they did.
Nazz : That'd be the last thing they oughta do! They're like, such cowards!
Kevin : Good one, Nazz. Say, you got one of those hairpin things?
Nazz : Totally!
[Hands Kevin hairpin to fix his bike]
Kevin : Cowards run and hide, right? So who's the one person in the world that Eddy trusts besides his two loser pals?
Nazz : What about his brother?
Kevin : That little twerp wouldn't have the... THAT'S IT! We're goin' to Eddy's brother's place! Nazz, you're awesome, babe.
[Hugs Nazz]
Kevin : HOLD IT!
[Throws Nazz down]
Kevin : Eddy's brother'll murder us if he finds out we're after his little brother! We're wastin' time! We gotta find those dorks before they get there! If they get there before we get there, they'll never get theirs!
Nazz : What?
Kevin : Never mind. Just come on!
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Marie Kanker : No one beats up our little love muffins.
Edd : Yes. I mean no. What? Yes?
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Jonny : [arriving at the amusement park] The time of reckoning is now, rapscallions!
[races toward the Eds]
Jonny : It's Melon Time!
Eddy : Where'd he come from? Jonny! No! Wait!
[Jonny grabs all the Eds, throws them onto the ground, then stomps on them]
Jonny : [grins proudly] No thanks are necessary, citizens.
[beat]
Sarah : You idiot! Leave our friends alone!
[she attacks him]
Kevin : [joins in the attack] Back off, melon dweeb!
Rolf : [leaps into the fray] Leave some produce for Rolf!
