That's My Boy (2012)

Eva Amurri: Mary McGarricle

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Quotes 

• [Miss McGarricle is handing back math tests] 

  Mary McGarricle : [On Donny's test]  A+ I'm going to sit on your face tonight!

  School Buddy #1 : Hey Donny, what did you get?

  [Donny's friend sees the comment on his test in shock] 

• Mary McGarricle : [after the Judge levies sentence against Miss McGarricle]  Take care of our baby, Donny!

  Young Donny : Miss McGarricle, I'll never stop loving you!

  Judge : That is just fucking mental.

• Mary McGarricle : [notices Donny chewing gum]  Is that gum in your mouth, Donny?

  [Donny unwillingly spits out the gum and gives it to Mary's outreaching hand. Mary then starts chewing the gum instead as Donny watches on uncomfortably] 

  Mary McGarricle : [while seductively unbuttoning her shirt and bending down to Donny]  You know, I've been watching you all year, Donny. When you hit that shot to beat Fairfield and you were jumping up and down in your little Larry Bird short-shorts and sweating like a jar of pickles in the hot sun...

  [groans] 

  Mary McGarricle : Oh, God... that was so hot.

  [the two stare at each other a while] 

  Young Donny : [after a pause]  Is this... really happening?

  Mary McGarricle : This is happening.

  [she pulls up young Donny from his seat] 

  Mary McGarricle : It's happening right now, in my office.

  Young Donny : [excitedly; while being taken to Mary's office]  Okay. Awesome. So, I'm totally in. How do you wanna do it? 'Cause I made sex before, lots of ways. So, you wanna go straight to handjobs, or eating me out or taking me from behind?

  Mary McGarricle : [turns to Donny]  I'll teach you.

  Young Donny : I'm a virgin...

  [door shuts] 

• Mary McGarricle : And that's cute, but I am your teacher, not your girlfriend.