Capitalism: A Love Story (2009)

Michael Moore: Self

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Quotes 

• Michael Moore : Do you have any advice for me?

  Wall Street Professional : Don't make any more movies.

• Michael Moore : I refuse to live in a country like this, and I'm not leaving.

• Michael Moore : [Narrating]  This is capitalism. A system of taking and giving... mostly taking.

• Michael Moore : Where's our money?

  Elizabeth Warren : I don't know!

• Cleveland Tourism Guy : [singing]  It could be worse, though/at least we're not Detroit! We're not Detroit!

  Michael Moore : No, they're not Detroit!

• Michael Moore : [Regarding the February, 2009 crash of Continental flight 3407 in Buffalo, New York]  No one survived the crash, and 50 people lost their lives. The Media focused on the actions of the pilots.

  Continental air crash reporter : Capt. Marvin Renslow and First Officer Shaw were chatting about their careers.

  Michael Moore : "Careers" is a euphemism for what the pilots were really talking about: how little they were paid, and how overworked they were. There would be no discussion in the Media about why we have an economic system that allows a pilot to be paid less than a manager at Taco Bell.

• Michael Moore : What the fuck happened?

• Michael Moore : Many people didn't realize that we have an actual socialist in the Senate... although he is from the gay state of Vermont.

  A cow : I do!

• Michael Moore : Who tells the President to speed it up?

  [Photo of Don Regan] 

  Michael Moore : The man from Merrill Lynch, that's who.

• Michael Moore : You know, I can't really do this anymore, unless those of you who are watching this in the theater want to join me. I hope you will. And please... speed it up.

• Michael Moore : [through a bullhorn outside the New York Stock Exchange]  Federal prison is a nice place!

• Michael Moore : Ah... the Constitution!