Ben Affleck credited as playing...
Batman • Bruce Wayne
- Batman: I've been dead inside a long time, but even I have a limit. And if you cross that line, I swear to God, I will...
- The Joker: Before what, Bruce? Kill me? You won't kill me. I'm your best friend. Besides, who's gonna give you a reach-around?
- [chuckles]
- The Joker: Anyway, you need me. You need me to help you undo this world you created by letting her die. Poor Lois. How she suffered so!
- [sighs]
- The Joker: I often wonder, how many alternate timelines do you destroy the world because, frankly, you don't have the cojones to die yourself. Hmm? So, as usual, I'll be the bigger man.
- [reveals Joker card]
- The Joker: A truce, Bruce. As long as you have this card, a truce. But all you have to do is tear it in half and I'm happy to discuss with you in any way you like, why you sent the Boy Wonder to do a man's job?
- Batman: You know, it's funny that you would talk about the people who died in my arms, because when I held Harley Quinn and she was bleeding and dying, she begged me with her last breath that when I killed you, and make no mistake, I will fucking kill you, that I'd do it slow. I'm gonna honor that promise.
- The Joker: [long pause] Oh. You're good. You almost had me.
- Barry Allen: This guy's probably fought hundreds of thousands of other super beings on the other planets he's destroyed, right? And we have to assume he's won.
- Bruce Wayne: I don't care how many demons he's fought in how many hells. He's never fought us. Not us united.
- Alfred Pennyworth: How do you know your team's strong enough? If you can't bring down the charging bull, then don't wave the red cape at it.
- Bruce Wayne: You do when it's this red cape. This red cape charges back.
- Mera: [to Batman] Who have you ever loved?
- The Joker: [laughs] Au contraire, my little fish stick. He knows exactly what it's like to lose someone he loves. You know, like, a father. Like a mother.
- Batman: Be very careful with the next thing you say.
- The Joker: Like an adopted son. Isn't that right, Batman? Maybe, in a way, that smelly old flounder is right. Because how many can die in your arms before you grow numb to death?
- Batman: That's not very careful.
- The Joker: And how many dead eyes can you look into before you die inside yourself?
- Martian Manhunter: You know, I never thought I'd see the defenders of Earth united, fighting as one. It wouldn't have happened without you, Bruce. Your mother and father would be proud.
- Bruce Wayne: I hope so.
- Martian Manhunter: Well, I'll be in touch. Oh, and some have called me the Martian Manhunter.
- Bruce Wayne: "Mother Boxes"?
- Wonder Woman: Indestructible living machines, made from a science so advanced, it looks like sorcery.
- Deathstroke: [Joker cackling in the background] Still think it was a good idea bringing him along?
- Batman: What do you think?
- Alfred Pennyworth: You've fulfilled your promise. But to try to do that... I mean, your guilt's overcome your reason. Not all the king's horses and all the king's men...
- Bruce Wayne: Alfred, for once I'm operating strictly on faith, not reason.
- Bruce Wayne: You know, I paid millions of dollars for this building's security.
- Diana Prince: You got your money's worth. Took me almost a minute to disable it.
- Bruce Wayne: Silica-based sand quartz fabric. Abrasion resistant, heat resistant.
- Barry Allen: Uh, yeah, I do competitive ice dancing.
- Bruce Wayne: It's what they use on the space shuttle to prevent it from burning up on re-entry.
- Barry Allen: I do very competitive ice dancing.
- Bruce Wayne: Barry Allen. Bruce Wayne.
- Barry Allen: You said that like it explains why there's a total stranger in my place sitting in the dark, in my second favorite chair.