S1.E17

Bible Games

Name: Bible Games
Genre: Comedy
Released: 2006-12-20
Duration: 21 min
Rating: 8.6
Cast: James Rolfe, Kyle Justin

Episode aired Dec 20, 2006
TV-MATV-MA
21m

IMDb RATING

8.6/10

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James Rolfe in The Angry Video Game Nerd (2004)

Comedy

For his first Christmas review, the Nerd decides to review a few unlicensed Bible games for the NES and Super Nintendo. The most obscured game of the bunch would have to be Super Noah's Ark ... Read allFor his first Christmas review, the Nerd decides to review a few unlicensed Bible games for the NES and Super Nintendo. The most obscured game of the bunch would have to be Super Noah's Ark 3D. Only cause it's the only first person shooter where you get to play as Noah. The game ... Read allFor his first Christmas review, the Nerd decides to review a few unlicensed Bible games for the NES and Super Nintendo. The most obscured game of the bunch would have to be Super Noah's Ark 3D. Only cause it's the only first person shooter where you get to play as Noah. The game is basically a clone of Wolfenstein 3D which is a better first person shooter to play. The... Read all

IMDb RATING

8.6/10

348

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Director
- James Rolfe
Writers
- Mike Matei(uncredited)
- James Rolfe
Stars
- James Rolfe
- Kyle Justin(voice)

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Trivia
The YouTube version of this episode is all in one video, but the version on Screwattack is split into two videos.

Quotes
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I'd rather fuck a porcupine and shove a cactus up my ass. I'd rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog's anus hole. It's just a bunch of poopy, diarrhea doo-doo ass shit.

Connections
Featured in What Was I Thinking? The Making of The Angry Video Game Nerd (2006)

Soundtracks
Angry Video Game Nerd Christmas Theme
Written by James Rolfe and Kyle Justin
Performed by Kyle Justin
Courtesy of MCA Records

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10/10

Perhaps the best of the Angry Video Game Nerd's Reviews

What do you get when a company figures out a specific, gimmicky niche it can exploit? A whole lot of bad games.

In what is probably the best episode of the "Angry Video Game Nerd" we get to see the horrible end results of a company attempting to take advantage of Christian parents and kids. Not only that, but you get to see James Rolfe at his angry best as he rips each and every one of these games.

Some might dismiss this web series as for those who enjoy simple toilet humor and bad language. But if you've ever been frustrated with a video game, especially a bad one, you've probably sounded like this guy a few times. Rolfe perfectly delivers his complaints and hilarious observations; such as how Noah, an old man, is able to lift livestock over his head.

Much of the humor comes from the games themselves. The basis of Super Noah's Ark 3D is particularly funny.

If you only watch one episode of the Angry Video Game Nerd, watch this one, it's the best example of this web show yet.

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