Kick-Ass (2010)

Chloë Grace Moretz: Mindy Macready, Hit-Girl

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Quotes 

• Damon Macready : So... have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday?

  Mindy Macready : Can I get a puppy?

  Damon Macready : [surprised]  You wanna get a dog?

  Mindy Macready : Yeah, a cuddly fluffy one, and a Bratz movie-star make over Sasha!

  [Damon is stunned] 

  Mindy Macready : [laughs]  I'm just fucking with you Daddy! Look, I'd love a Benchmade model 42 butterfly knife.

  Damon Macready : [relieved]  Oh, child... You always knock me for a loop!

• Dave Lizewski : How do I get a hold of you?

  Hit-Girl : You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky. It's in the shape of a giant cock.

• Dave Lizewski : If it wasn't for you, I'd be dead.

  Hit-Girl : And if it wasn't for you... my dad wouldn't be.

• Mindy Macready : Daddy, I'm scared.

  Damon Macready : Come on, Mindy, honey, be a big girl now. There's nothing to be afraid of.

  Mindy Macready : Is it gonna hurt bad?

  Damon Macready : Oh, child. Only for a second, sugar.

  Damon Macready : [testing her]  A handgun bullet travels at... more than?

  Mindy Macready : 700 miles an hour.

  Damon Macready : 700 miles an hour; so, at close range like this, the force is gonna take you off your feet for sure, but it's really no more painful than a punch in the chest.

  Mindy Macready : [mumbles to herself]  I hate getting punched in the chest.

  Damon Macready : [cocks gun]  You're gonna be fine, baby doll!

  [he aims and fires, hitting her squarely in the chest; she goes flying off her feet, landing on her back] 

  Damon Macready : [walking up to her as she pulls the bullet out of her bullet-proof vest hidden underneath her jacket]  How was that? Not so bad. Kinda fun, huh? Now you know how it feels. You won't be scared when some junkie asshole pulls a glock.

  Mindy Macready : [smiling]  I wouldn't have been scared anyways!

  Damon Macready : That's my girl.

  Damon Macready : [helping her up]  All right, up you get. Two more rounds and then home.

  Mindy Macready : Again?

  Damon Macready : Uh-huh.

  Mindy Macready : Look, only if we can go by the bowling alley on the way back.

  Damon Macready : The bowling alley?

  Mindy Macready : Yeah, and ice cream after.

  Damon Macready : [thinking about it for a second]  Huh... okay. Two more rounds, no wincing... no whining... and you got yourself a deal, young lady.

  Mindy Macready : Yeah! I'm gonna get a hot fudge sundae!

  Damon Macready : Good call, baby doll!

  [shoots her again] 

• Big Daddy : Good job. I'm so proud of you, baby doll. Are you okay?

  Hit-Girl : Mm-hm... but getting shot, Daddy, it hurt a lot more than when you did it.

  Big Daddy : That's because I used low velocity rounds, child... heh-heh.

  Hit-Girl : You're the kindest daddy in the whole world.

  Big Daddy : No, I just... I love you.

  Hit-Girl : I love you, too, Daddy. I love you, too, Daddy. Sleep tight.

• Hit-Girl : [after Hit Girl and Kick-Ass land on the roof of Mindy's building with the jet-pack]  Thanks, Kick-Ass. My daddy... he would have been proud of both of us.

  Dave Lizewski : [removes his mask]  Dave.

  [extends his hand] 

  Dave Lizewski : Dave Lizewski.

  Hit-Girl : [smiles]  I know that, dumbass.

  [chuckles, then removes her own wig and mask] 

  Hit-Girl : Mindy... Mindy Macready.

  [she extends her own hand and they shake as both a formal introduction and recognition of their new partnership] 

• Damon Macready : [studying security videos and blueprints of Frank D'Amico's building]  We've gotta get OVER it, on TOP of it, and then INTO it! Right in the middle of it!

  Mindy Macready : [looks up from other computer screen]  Daddy, I think I found one. It's perfect, and they can deliver it in three days.

  [slightly deflated as she looks at the price] 

  Mindy Macready : Ah, It's,,, three hundred thousand bucks.

  Damon Macready : [walks around the desk to examine her discovery on the the computer screen]  Can you think of anything else you'd rather spend it on?

  [sees what's on the screen] 

  Damon Macready : Oooohhhhhhhh, my gosh! That is COOL.

  Mindy Macready : [smiling]  Yeah!

  Damon Macready : Add to shopping cart.

  Mindy Macready : Okay.

• Frank D'Amico : Playtime's over kid.

  Hit-Girl : I *never* "play."

• Hit-Girl : Show's over, motherfuckers.

  [shoots camera] 

• [Dave sees Hit Girl studying security cam footage] 

  Dave Lizewski : Is this Frank D'Amico's place? All that security? Are you crazy?

  Hit-Girl : My mom already died for nothing, so I'm sure as hell not gonna let my dad die for nothing too.

  Dave Lizewski : You can't do this on your own.

  Hit-Girl : Exactly. You wanna deal with owing my dad? Then shut the hell up and pick your weapon.

• Hit-Girl : Okay, you cunts... let's see what you can do now.

• Hit-Girl : So, you wanna play.

• [Big Daddy shoots a man about to sneak up on Hit Girl and kill her] 

  Damon Macready : Now Hit Girl, we always keep our backs where?

  Hit-Girl : To the wall, Daddy, I know. Um, it-it won't happen again. Nice shot, by the way.

  Damon Macready : Thank you.

• Hit-Girl : Aw, dude, that is one GAY looking taser.

• Hit-Girl : [to Kick-Ass]  Hey. Hey, asshole. Can't use the front door now.

• Hit-Girl : What a douche.

• Hit-Girl : [grinning at bad guy's balisong knife]  Hey, I got one of those.