Midgets vs. Mascots (2009) User Reviews (20)

Waste of Time and Money

[lanerp95 · 1/10 · 26 July 2010]

I spotted this DVD while browsing the new releases at my local Block Buster chain. The thing that caught my eye was the name 'Jason Mewes' listed as one of the stars. I quickly grabbed it, and read the plot synopsis on the back. It sounded funny, and it had Jason Mewes.

I'm a huge Smith fan, and anything with Mewes in it should be worth my time.

So, I rented it. Eager to see Mewes in a different environment than a New Jersey suburb, I slid it into the DVD player, and sat down. The first thing that crossed me was the first trailer. A trailer for a soft-core porno.

So, I started the movie. Ron Jeremy, one of the supposed 'stars' made a brief cameo in the clearly scripted prologue. Scottie Pippen's scene was also very short.

One thing that this disgusting movie ingrained into my memory was Gary Coleman's penis. Thanks. I needed to see that.

**Spoilers**

The thing that really angered me about this abomination was Mewes. I was hoping to see Mewes as one of the mascots, and he apparently was one. The Sheriff, who doesn't speak or remove his head, was Mewes. In actuality, it was some other guy in the costume, and when everyone is arrested for beating up Scottie Pippen, he removes his head. It is Mewes, one of the 'stars' of this movie. He says at most 3 lines, and is never seen again.

**No More Spoilers**

This movie was one of the worst things I've ever laid eyes on. Do not watch it if you picked it up for Jason Mewes, Ron Jeremy or Scottie Pippen.

I wish there was a ZERO on the voting scale ...

[ralecar · 1/10 · 27 January 2010]

This is one of the WORST movies I have ever seen. All these glowing reviews are pure BS and posted by people connected to this God-awful movie. It's too bad there is no way to stop these fake reviews but ... there really isn't any way to control it. The movie is slow, boring and NOT FUNNY at all. Are the executive producers of these type of movies doing drugs? Are they really this far out of touch with reality that they don't know what a "good" movie consists of anymore? Is it that they are in that "inner circle" of Hollywood muckety-mucks so as to get the funding for these horrible movies? At least nine out of ten of the movies I watch are worthless. This one is pretty much at the bottom of the heap. Be prepared to fast forward, turn your DVD player/TV off or just plain walk away from this piece of junk.

better than most raunchy comedies

[coltera · 7/10 · 27 May 2009]

The film's website describes it as a kind of Borat-meets-Jackass. Sounded interesting, so I attended one of the Tribeca showings. The description turned out to be right on -- lots of wild stunts, plenty of offensive material, and (believe it or not) a really good performance by Gary Coleman, though it's hard to tell if he was acting. The good news is that it was better than many of the raunchy (and not-so-raunchy) comedies that have come out over the last 4-5 years. And despite all of the nastiness, the film delivers a pretty decent message at the end as the little people pull together and the mascots give them some respect. Overall, it's worth seeing. Just don't take your grandmother.

Not good

[Red-Barracuda · 2/10 · 21 February 2011]

This is a pretty witless mockumentary. It's a Jackass style film with many gross events. I once watched an episode of Jackass. I hated it.

The jokes are sometimes mildly amusing but usually tiresome. The novelty of the central idea pretty much evaporates after a few seconds, and we are then left with 90 minutes or so of general lameness to put up with. The movie tries desperately hard to be outrageous and sometimes it succeeds but only in the sense of showing something disgusting. Like puking. I don't want to watch people puking up. Be it midgets or mascots or anyone. It's not good. Showing something vile is a very easy way to get a reaction. It doesn't make it worth watching though.

The only person I recognized was the late Gary Coleman. It may just have been good acting but to me it looked like he was having a miserable time. It seemed that he had sadly resigned himself to the fact that Diff'rent Strokes was a lifetime away and had accepted that Midgets vs. Mascots indicated a pretty bleak future for the pint-sized actor. His untimely death at least saved him from any more of this demeaning rubbish.

Midgets vs. Mascots = Funny

[chris-leeut · 9/10 · 26 May 2009]

Saw this movie at the Tribeca Film Festival and it lived up to all the buzz about it. Dubbed as a cross between Borat and Jackass, I'd definitely agree. MVM is hilariously gross, shocking, and offensive, but all in a good way. On top of it all throw in angry Gary Coleman and this movie is really really funny.

The premise is that a deceased little person, former-mascot, porn-mogul sets up a contest in his will between a team of mascots and little people each led by his d-bag son and gold digger 3rd wife. The contest pits the little people and mascots in crazy contests like alligator wrestling, "how may insults does it take to get punched", and drinking games.

While the absurdity of all of the contests is great, it's really the characters themselves that make the film. All of the characters have great one-liners at some point throughout and i can't wait to see it again to pick up on the ones i missed.

I really hope it goes to a wide release so I can bring my friends.

motivated midgets meet mean mascots

[kvanhee · 7/10 · 16 October 2009]

This movie is downright funny. Crude at times but if you like the humor it's a must-see. Five midgets and five mascots compete in challenges for 30 days to win a million dollars. The benefactor, little Richard's father, is a midget as well and will provide the money to the winning team. Both teams battle through challenges ranging from crocodile wrestling to beer chugging. The mascots try to complete the challenges in their suits while the "little people" (to be politically correct) combat discrimination and attempt to beat the mascots twice their size. The movie ends in a funny and feel good way, and although the ending could use some work, it is defiantly worth seeing.

Terra Jole is a HYPOCRITE!

[ledouxchristine · 1/10 · 16 June 2017]

You know, for a woman who claims to support women (little or otherwise) and then goes on to BASH another woman (little) for being in a video about midgets, I find it pretty pathetic that it turns out YOU are in a video about midgets yourself. Huh? It doesn't make a difference if the name of the movie changed, it's still a total joke and all about making fun of little people. Not OK. Also, I don't like the term midget either, but you are going out of your way, TERRA, to bash Christy over a midget video she was in, when it turns out YOU did the same, to fill your pocket. Fair enough because making a living is not easy, but fair enough for Christy too. You're a hypocrite. Your movie is filled with obscenities and nudity, by the way, just in case you forgot. You're a joke and a rotten person to boot. p.s Whilst I may not be little, I am a musician and have done things for money I didn't love or necessarily believe it, but that is life sometimes. Get over yourself. Being on a reality show and even a dancing show, does not make you famous and even if it did, nothing gives you a pass to be an a*****e.

Something you won't want to miss

[mwing28 · 10/10 · 10 December 2009]

If you have a sense of humor and aren't easily offended, this shockumentary is something you'll enjoy. Hesitant at first, the witty banter, shock value and character interaction easily won me over.

In an attempt to showcase his two favorite groups of people, Big Red sends five mascots and five midgets on a 30-day challenge to compete for this inheritance money, leading to hospitalizations, arrests and great entertainment. Participants competed in outrageous and hilarious stunts ranging from field races and drinking competitions to gator wrestling and fight clubs, doing whatever it took to win the $1 million.

From the sharts, fights, nudity and absurdity, this movie will not disappoint.

Gary Coleman Made This Movie

[StevePulaski · 7/10 · 3 July 2010]

There's been Good vs. Bad, Trump vs Rosie, Obama vs. McCain, Heroes vs. Villains, and now there's finally Midgets vs. Mascots a Jackass like film involving a group of dwarfs and a group of costumes nobodies challenging each other to a series of competition to compete to get 30 points. The winning team's team captain will get $5,000,000 for himself, and another $5,000,000 to split amongst the team. The loser gets the glory of being a loser.

Thats the extent of the film. Nothing is accomplished. The film is 90 minutes of jokes and hilarious events. The Best Tolerance of an actor in any movie goes to Gary Coleman entirely. In scenes of this film he is at his meanest and is up to his neck (not to high) in frustration. He was angry with the producers for showing him going full frontal nudity in the movie. Though it is said on the Midgets vs. Mascots website the contract Coleman signed stated that he agreed for the producers to use any footage of him in the film they wanted. So, Coleman's screwed.

It is unclear if he wanted to do the film in the first place seeing as he was mostly frustrated the whole movie. Though saying the funniest quotes and lines I have ever heard. It seems he wanted money mainly because he has not had much famous work since his early roles. I have read in numerous cases that he will die this year, which will be tragic, but lets face it, his health is diminishing.

I must say for a small company like First Look Studios, to release unknown flops like Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters, Meet Bill, and most recently Suicide Girls: Guide to Living. To release a movie entitled Midgets vs. Mascots and to not have Jason Acuna (Wee-Man) in it take some strong guts. Wee-Man is known for being the world's famous dwarf, we have Jason Mewes, Gary Coleman, SCOTTIE PIPPEN, but no Wee-Man. Excusing that small loophole, the film is still great, and lives on like a Jackass sequel.

Starring: Gary Coleman, Scottie Pippen, and Jason Mewes. Directed by: Ron Carlson.

I expected more from a movie titled, "Midgets Vs. Mascots"

[slowdriplizard · 1/10 · 29 May 2010]

I was not so much offended by the content as the mere fact that this movie exists. Upon the untimely demise of Gary Coleman, I made a point to seek out his most recent work. This happened to be, "Midgets Vs. Mascots." Given a movie that had three montages, and possibly Gary Coleman's penis (authenticity disputed), one would assume this would be a blockbuster hit.

Typically a movie contains a plot, character development, and engaging storyline while Midgets Vs. Mascots breaks all the rules by adding TWO urinal scenes. The movie is not so much humorous as it is puzzling. Who does this movie appeal to? Not those who like Borat. It felt like watching a porn, but it wasn't hot...

Unexpected fun

[gezoes · 7/10 · 7 December 2009]

I expected Jackass stuff only, but this was actually very funny, with a flimsy, yet nice story at the same time. Cool, gross, politically incorrect pranks and challenges and some good one-liners from everyone make this a fun ride. The acting, little tidbits, nudges to other cult icons and movies, are much better than you might think. Made on a smaller budget, it doesn't even matter.

Above expectation, and a well deserved 7 for the rough, yet warm feeling throughout. And lots of people, little or large, falling and capering. Mascottes alone getting swept off their feet was enough already to watch this :-) People might find it gross, but those who find it offending obviously missed the point. Every race, color or personal problem is attended to. A fun ride with a cold one nearby.

This Movie is Hilarious!

[laurenmarchica · 9/10 · 5 January 2010]

I was lucky enough to see this movie a couple of weeks ago and it was absolutely hilarious! I honestly could not stop laughing the entire time! The entire theme of the movie is down right hysterical. Gary Coleman's overall attitude and sarcasm throughout the film had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt! The concept is that a deceased littler person sets up a contest where a team of midgets and a team of mascot compete against each other for a prize of $ 10 million. My favorite movies are pineapple express and Jackass, and after seeing MVM I have to admit that it is definitely up there! I would not recommend taking your mother or grandmother to this movie because some of the jokes are a bit crude but if you enjoy that kind of humor, like I do, you will absolutely love this film!

surprised i laughed so much

[indianwood · 10/10 · 25 December 2009]

OK, I have to admit I did not think midgets vs mascots was going to be any good, and I was bummed my husband talked me into going. But I have to say, I laughed almost every minute of this little movie. Sometimes I was a little ashamed at how much I was laughing, as the jokes and scenes are totally wrong and offensive, but the whole thing struck me as just ridiculous and hilarious. I don't know how much of it was shot real, but it looks real, and in my mind I laughed like it was real. This movie is at my raunch comedy limit, but I don't think I've seen a movie in a long time that had this many laughs in it. It might be a whole new genre of low budget shock comedy.....as I'm convincing myself there are plenty of warped senses of humor out there.

Haven't laughed this hard since Jackass

[lanelog3 · 9/10 · 19 January 2010]

My buddy talked me into going to see this movie when it premiered in Dallas last weekend. I had no idea what I was in for but it was a riot!! I can't believe I hadnt heard of this movie! It combines all the hilarity of Jackass and Borat. The movie is set-up as a fake documentary- following a team of 5 midgets and 5 mascots duke it out for a $1 million dollars a piece (as part of an inheritance competition set-up by this famous midget porn mogul who dies). The plot of the movie was a little weak but the one-liners and scenes such as Gary Coleman starting a fight with a guy three-times his size and an alligator mascot wrestling a real alligator only to have his arm bitten off make this movie definitely worth the money. Just know that this movie is definitely high in raunchiness and probably isn't the best thing to bring granny to. I will definitely be buying this movie and watching it over and over again!! Seriously, you gotta see this!

Must-see Movie

[choran · 10/10 · 16 October 2009]

When I first sat down to see the movie, I did not know what exactly to expect. I was pleasantly surprised to find that I couldn't stop laughing the entire time. It pushes the envelope in all the right ways. You really never know what they will do next in the movie. Gary Coleman plays an excellent role in this movie as a struggling actor just trying to win a million dollars. His part for me is what makes the movie. His sarcastic comments keep coming throughout the entire movie. This is a must see movie for anyone who enjoyed Jackass or Borat. Both the mascots and Midgets compete in Jackass-like stunts and events in order to win a million dollars. These events are as unpredictable as "least number of insults till you get punched in the face". This part was one of the highlights for me. I definitely recommend this movie if you want a good laugh.

Awesomely Ridiculous!

[jasoncarl83 · 9/10 · 13 October 2009]

I was fortunate to get a sneak pick at this crazy film and it was hilarious! The entire idea behind the movie is awesomely ridiculous! Watching Midgets and Mascots battling it out while competing in these crazy events was a riot! If you like Jackass, Wildboyz, or watching people get hurt this movie is right up your alley! It's got everything from a milk chugging fiasco to alligator wrestling. Gary Coleman stars in this film and his no nonsense, "I don't take crap from anyone" personality is to perfect! Midget Vs. Mascots is out of control from the moment it starts right through to the very end! If you are looking for laughs and a new movie to quote check this one out!

Tribeca winner is a shock comedy like borat

[mdelzell · 10/10 · 4 October 2009]

Saw it at Tribeca 09 where it won bronze. Outragous stuff. Crazy funny. Had a lot of the same elements as Borat, as it was a mockumentary that was shocking. I actually saw it a second time at Tribeca and i liked it even more the 2nd time...one of those movies where the characters grow on ya. I don't think a studio like these type movies, and I'm pretty sure movie critics will hate it, but i think it just comes down to if you like raunchy comedy movies, and if you do you will love mvm. I have heard it may come out around Christmas, which will be a nice balance to the super hyped movies like Avatar and Sherlock. If you liked Borat or Jackass, go see it.

Laugh out Loud funny!

[haleahy94 · 10/10 · 31 December 2009]

If you liked Borat and Jackass, Midgets vs. Mascots is definitely a must-see! I saw Midgets vs. Mascots at the Tribeca Film Festival and it's truly an original.

A diseased midget from Texas gives up his $10 million fortune to the winner of a contest between 5 midgets and 5 mascots who perform crazy stunts and compete in hilarious contests to win the money.

I recommend it to anyone who enjoys slapstick humor or funny explicit material. It's hilarious, unpredictable and Gary Coleman is outstanding and crazy funny. I don't think I ever stopped laughing throughout the entire movie.

Midgets vs. Mascots is the type of movie that will keep you laughing over and over again- the entire film is outrageous and goofy but has a good message at the end. Can't wait until it's out on video!

laugh out loud

[decamps-622-458172 · 9/10 · 30 December 2009]

I watched this movie with a group of my friends the other night and we all thought it was hilarious. A lot of my friends hadn't even heard much about it so I will admit I felt pretty cool bringing this to the party. The only way I can describe it would be to tell you it's a bizarre yet great combination of Bruno meets American Pie meets Jackass and then above all that to add Mascots and Gary Coleman to the mix. Midgets V. Mascots is a great movie for anyone with a sense of humor teens, moms, dads, young professionals, college kids etc. As well a great idea for a gift, especially because its new so you don't have to worry about everyone already owning it.... yet. I gave it to my brother for Christmas and he loved it! I will admit at first I wasn't sure if I even wanted to see it yet alone buy it ... I mean it's a movie centered around a competition between Midgets and Mascots, which sounded kind of off but I will say I was presently surprised with the whole thing! This movie truly is an original laugh out loud comedy and above all its a great purchase because its one of those films you catch yourself quoting and could watch over and over.

Funny, Funny, and more Funny!

[yoosjames · 9/10 · 30 December 2009]

Watching this movie with people you just met would definitely tell you whether they're cool or not. This movie was the most funniest one I've watched in 2009. The casting was great with Gary Coleman and also the legendary Scottie Pippen, and the director of the film definitely had an idea on what real comedy is. Especially the part when all the midgets and the mascots went to the club to compete on who gets slapped by saying the least words... That part just totally blew me off! I just don't know how people can come up with these ideas. I tell my friends about this joke and everyone just loves it and they are all wanting to watch this movie too! Personally, I bought 4 copies myself to give as gifts to my guy friends, but I'm definitely keeping one! WARNING: Might be a bit offensive when you are watching this movie with your girlfriend or your parents. lol.