Justin Frost: I guess what I wanted to say was that... I'm sorry, for not being a badass. I'm sorry that I don't have a mullet or that I fucking ride a dirt bike and I throw cigarettes at people and I treat women like shit. Is that what you want? Innua... I'll have a pickup truck and throw you in the back and call you a bitch. I'm sorry, I am sorry... I guess... just... enjoy your salad... enjoy your salad.
Justin Frost: Right now I'm relaxercizing, and I have my regular civvies on.
Galaxy: [about Geocaching] You download latitude and longitude coordinates from a website into your GPS, which leads you to these caches that people hid.
Justin Frost: Hello. El nerdo alerto. Doink.
Galaxy: It's not nerdy, it's actually cool, and you have to be smart, you know? And, like, good with puzzles. So not nerdy, at all.
Justin Frost: Okay. That's actually the definition of nerdy, the way you're describing it.
The Amazing Steve: Hey, there's a lot of flammable stuff around here! Half my act is homemade napalm.
Galaxy: I'm not a carnie, I'm a splinterhead.
Justin Frost: I think maybe my thing is that I don't have a thing. If that is a thing?
Wayne: [in hot tub] Hey, whose hand in that?