Bronwyn James credited as playing...
Shenshen
- Glinda: [claps her hands to get everyone's attention] Excuse me! Everyone, please! I have an announcement!
- [All Shiz students excitedly gather]
- Glinda: I... Am changing my name.
- [All students gasp]
- Fiyero: Your name?
- Glinda: [tosses her hair] Yes.
- Elphaba: Are you sure?
- Glinda: [tosses her hair again] Yes. Since Dr. Dillamond used to have his own goat-like way of pronouncifying my name, in solidarity and in order to express my outrage, I will henceforth be known no longer as... Gah-linda, but simply...
- [slightly hesitating]
- Glinda: Glinda.
- [She bows with her legs crosses. All Shiz students fawn and clap for her while Fiyero and Elphaba could only look at each other]
- Pfannee, ShenShen: [clap their hands] She's so brave! Such... Braverism!
- Pfannee: Um...
- [pulls a stereotypical witch hat out of a box]
- ShenShen: Eww. What even is that?
- Pfannee: Galinda? What's the reason?
- Glinda: I know, it's my granny. She always makes me the most hideoteous hats. I'd give it away but... I don't hate anyone that much.
- [Pfanee and ShenShen look at her, smirking]
- Glinda: I couldn't... Could I? No.
- [Pfanee and ShenShen muffle their laugh, then Elphaba enters the room]
- Pfannee, ShenShen: [Look at Elphaba, feigning friendliness] Hi.
- ShenShen: We should go.
- Pfannee: Yeah, we have to go rouge our knees
- [half-whispers to Galinda]
- Pfannee: Do it! Bye Elphaba! Love your... shoulder pad.
- [Pfanee and ShenShen close the door on their way out, leaving both girls alone]
- Elphaba: Galinda, um, Nessa and I were talking about you just now, and...
- Glinda: [interrupting] Oh, well, we were just talking about you. How you should join us tonight.
- Elphaba: I don't follow.
- Glinda: You... Join us at the Ozdust. I'm inviting you.
- Elphaba: Why?
- Glinda: Well... Well, because everyone will be there. And don't tell me you have nothing to wear. Because you could wear this.
- [presents her the hat]
- Glinda: I mean, it goes with everything you own.
- Glinda: [singing] It's really, uh, sharp, don't you think? You know, black, is this year's pink. You deserve each other, this hat and you, you're both so... Smart. You deserve each other, so here,
- [hands Elphaba the hideous hat]
- Glinda: Out of the goodness of my heart.