"Tee-hee-hee, my name is Pam and I just love animals! Speaking of which, Tommy is so hot! There's real electricity when we're together, as in my new reality show. When my brain cell meets his, real sparks fly! I'm so wild and craaaaaazy, I say the dumbest things, especially when I get angry about how they kill dolphins, baracudas, piranhas and other kitties of the sea. I'm so PETArded!"
The "nice", phony, PR-polished, TV-adapted Pamela Anderson is still light years away from being either nice or even half-way intelligent or interesting. But the same can be said for the editors of this unsurprisingly dull show. In one instance, a football player (or coach) says that "no-one knows what Pam does for us (the team) behind the scenes, stuff people don't know about". They actually left that statement as it is. Don't they realize what kind of a reputation this siliconal blond PETArd has?
Some people wonder why Ms.Lee/Rock has a reality show in the first place. Three reasons: 1) there's never enough money for those people, 2) she actually thinks she isn't getting enough attention (midlife crisis?), and 3) to promote her PETArded organization that makes Greens look like Mensa champions. Most of the show revolves not around her plastic body but animals and their alleged rights. Neither Pamela nor her PETArds realize what a disservice she does to their questionable New-Age cause by giving us a close look at what a bunch of deeply frustrated misfits the members of this organization are. The fact that PETA would choose this uneducated, utterly clueless bimbo to be their poster-child pretty much suffices on its own in revealing what kind of intellectuals we're dealing with in PETA.
"Girl On The Loose". What "girl" are they talking about? The only girlishness in this middle-aged Weibchen is to be found in her immature, bird-brained behavior. If any other adult woman acted like this, they'd have her proclaimed insane or mentally-challenged, but because it's an aging, demented Playboy bunny we're supposed to look past the stupidity and the childishness. Is that how this works? Do her silicons and seedy past give her a cart blanche to be an inspiration for morons everywhere? Then again, in a world in which an incestuous, talentless, nepotistic, anorexic loony (that's right: Jolie) can be an Ambassador of Goodwill for the United Nations, anything goes.
Some people actually complain that P:GOTL doesn't show her naked, or mud-wrestling, or posing nude. Her silicone breasts, her wiry hands, her bony crooked legs, and her badly made-up face have had enough exposure as it is, methinks... She is every white-trash male's fantasy female: blond and perpetually giggling. Note how they use all kinds of cheap computer-generated trickery to make her look younger. There isn't one single scene in which they show her face "unpolished".
P:GOTL is basically just a very lame propaganda show for PETArds to espouse their ridiculous views in. All you ever wanted to know about these freaks you can find in "Penn & Teller" and "South Park": both these shows did very concise studies of what makes PETA tick.
The reason this idiotic show mega-flopped is because most people, no matter how daft, simply aren't interested in listening to a dumb blond bimbo rant about animal rights.
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