The Spy Next Door (2010)

Jackie Chan: Bob Ho

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Quotes 

• Bob Ho : Family isn't whose blood you carry. It's who you love, and who loves you.

• Poldark : Where is the file?

  Ian : It's on my iPod on my desk at home.

  Bob Ho : Now, see, you want to be a spy - never tell the truth to the bad guy.

  Ian : Sorry. I'm new at this.

• Bob Ho : So, tell me more about Halloween.

  Nora : It's the best. You get candy, everyone pretends to be someone else, and nobody knows who you really are.

  Bob Ho : Sounds familiar.

• Ian : You know about fashion?

  Bob Ho : No, but I know women. Wear it like this. It's cool. I saw it in a movie.

  Ian : What movie? Octopussy? This isn't 1985.

• Glaze : What took you so long to get here?

  Bob Ho : Six minutes.

  Glaze : You stop for a latte?

  Bob Ho : Oh, I get it. You're, uh... What's the expression? Chopping my bust.

  Glaze : Close enough.

• Colton James : Now, how the heck are you gonna get in there? Jet pack?

  Bob Ho : It's in the shop.

• Bob Ho : I've brought down dictators. How tough can three kids be?

• Bob Ho : If a man marries you, he marries all four of you.

  Gillian : Don't forget the pig, the cat, and the turtle.

• Bob Ho : Yo, it's Ho.

• Colton James : Oh, while I'm thinkin' about it, they suspect there may be a mole at the agency.

  Bob Ho : They suspect me?

  Colton James : Noooo. You know Glaze thinks you're the sharpest barb on the wire.

  Bob Ho : I've no idea what that means.

• Farren : Bob, this is Larry.

  Larry : Pleased to meet you, sir.

  Bob Ho : Let's get some food.

  Farren : He goes to the university.

  Ian : He's a poet. Isn't it cool?

  Bob Ho : It's rad. It's awesome. It's jiggy for shizzy. It's bomb.

• Bob Ho : I have two words for you, Larry. Thirteen.

• Ian : Hey, how you doing? I'm Ian. If I told you have a beautiful body, you hold it against me?

  Cute Gymnast : [disgusted]  Yeow!

  Bob Ho : At least you're not shy.

  Ian : I wanted to talk to her in the worst way.

  Bob Ho : Mission accomplished.

• Bob Ho : Can your mommy do that?

• Bob Ho : He is rare. He is amazing. He is the man.

  Farren : How embarrassing.