Fred Flintstone: [about losing their jobs] We're going to figure out a story to tell our wives Barney
Barney Rubble: Oh I have my story all set
Fred Flintstone: Yeah what is it?
Barney Rubble: Well I'll walk into the house right up to Betty and I'll say "Betty Fred Flintstone made me quit my job today".
Fred Flintstone: And then what?
Barney Rubble: I kill myself, what else?
[both laugh]