Batman: Death in the Family (2020 Video)

John DiMaggio: Thomas Wayne, The Joker, Reporter 2

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Quotes 

• [Jason hits Joker with a crowbar] 

  Jason Todd : Sorry. Was that rude? I never did learn those manners.

  [removes his Red Hood, the Joker sees him and remembers] 

  The Joker : One... bad... day.

  [breaks into laughter] 

  The Joker : Oh, kid! You have done your papa proud!

  Jason Todd : Batman? I doubt he'd agree.

  The Joker : Not that papa, this one!

  [points at himself] 

  The Joker : Look at you, gave up the gimmicks he gave you, and now you're the spitting image of me!

  Jason Todd : I took your gimmicks to draw you out and take you down for what you did to me and to him!

  The Joker : Losing Batsy got me, too, right in the ticker. Thought about hanging at all up, until you rode into town. The timing, the irony... I knew there was a joke under that hood, but I never saw this punchline coming! Who knew you were a natural-born killer, just like me?

  Jason Todd : I'm not like you! I, DON'T, KILL!

  The Joker : DON'T, BE, MODEST! I admire your work. Your entrance on the scene was one for the books. You co-opted the head of every crime syndicate in Gotham, by beheading their lieutenants! Delightful! A+ material. And the way you punched holes in Gotham's illegal trade lines, by blasting holes through the traders! Hilarious! Two thumbs up. Oh, and the piece de resistance: Black Mask. Boy, did you find a way to cut him out! So good! You get all the points.

  Jason Todd : No. I-I didn't. I couldn't. I-I promised Batman.

  The Joker : B-B-Batman?... Wait a second. You actually don't remember. You've been repressing all of it!

  [laughs] 

  The Joker : That's the best joke I ever heard! This isn't Batman, this isn't your inner demons, this is YOU! The deep-down-inside you! That day in Bosnia was your birthday. I got you your crowbar, a little song, a little dance, a little dynamite in your pants, and you were reborn! Hallelujah! Without your papa Joker there to slap you on the ass, without the Dark Knight going nighty-night forever, you wouldn't be the fine, upstanding, eyes-open, gun-toting psychopathic survivor you are today! So, admit it, son... Who's your daddy?