Batman: Arkham Asylum (2009 Video Game)

Kevin Conroy: Batman, Bruce Wayne, Thomas Wayne

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• The Joker : [to Batman]  You had to spoil everything: beating up Bane, feeding Scarecrow to Croc, slapping around Harley, *my* hobby, by the way, and ruining all my lovely Venom plants!

  Batman : It's over, Joker.

  The Joker : Over? Why, my dear delusional Dark Knight, it hasn't even begun.

• The Joker : [Joker has just injected himself with Titan]  I can take it... I can take anything you throw at me, Bats. You can't beat me this time, I'm actually going to win! Ready for the next round?

  Batman : Always.

  The Joker : *What*?

  Batman : I'll never let you win. *Never*!

• Bane : I will break you, Batman, then the bruja!

  Batman : No, Bane, this time I break YOU.

• Batman : Oracle, we've got another problem.

  Oracle : [annoyed]  What now? Two Face? Riddler? Some giant Joker robot?

  Batman : Unfortunately nothing that simple.

• Thomas Wayne : I can't believe you insisted on sitting through that movie again, Bruce. Come on, we'll be late for Alfred.

  Young Bruce Wayne : I'm sorry, Daddy.

  Martha Wayne : Go easy on him, Tom. He loved it so.

• Batman : I'm fine. I eat punks like these for breakfast.

• The Joker : [on the asylum television sets]  *I'm* in control of the asylum. You're not going anywhere I don't want you to. Understand?

  Batman : If you think I'll let you run...

  The Joker : Blah, blah, blah! Always with the hero speak! I'm getting bored of watching you. Why don't you just come find me?

• Commissioner Gordon : You took longer than I expected.

  Batman : Joker's out of control, he's trying to prove something. I'm not sure I can stop him this time.

  Commissioner Gordon : You'll do it. Listen, Batman, we're not alone. He's got someone down there...

  The Joker : What a blabbermouth! Spoiling the suprise!

  Batman : Be quiet.

  The Joker : Am I getting to you? Am I? Good.

• Batman : Harley Quinn tried to slow me down. Dropped an elevator on me.

  Oracle : Did it work?

  Batman : Of course not.

• Batman : Oracle, I've found Dr. Young's formula.

  Oracle : Great, does that mean you've stopped Joker?

  Batman : It's never this simple with him.

• Commissioner Gordon : Shame about your car. Can I give you a ride?

  Batman : Thanks, Jim, but I have one on the way.

  Commissioner Gordon : Get some rest. You deserve it.

  Dispatch : [over radio]  All units, all units, the Gotham National Bank was just robbed by Harvey Dent, a.k.a. Two Face...

  Batman : Stay safe, Jim.

  [grapples up to the Batwing and flies away] 

• Commissioner Gordon : Bane said Dr. Young was a "bruja". What does that mean?

  Batman : It's Spanish for "witch".

• Batman : Tell me something, you've never let me capture you this easily. What are you really planning?

  The Joker : Oh, nothing much. Hundreds dying in pain and fear, all their meaningless lives brought to a horrifying conclusion. All thanks to you and a book of matches. Was that the answer you wanted?

• Oracle : [reading an exchange between Dr. Young and Joker]  She's begging to stop the experiment, saying it's too dangerous. Joker's not listening... random threats to her family, a couple of bad jokes... a picture of a dead baby and a threat.

  Batman : Go on.

  Oracle : He says "I'm coming for you. I want what I paid for." Then a joke about wheelchairs. Lovely. And a drawing of some kind of donkey.

  Batman : No mystery why she's so scared. I'm heading up to the surface. I'll find her.

• Batman : [after taking out Zsasz]  Someone put this animal back in his cell!

• The Joker : Having a little trouble up there?

  Batman : Joker.

  The Joker : You were expecting maybe Two Face?

• Batman : [Batman finds the Joker]  There's no escape, Joker! I will find you!

  The Joker : Oh, I'm counting on it! Just not yet!

• Batman : The Titan water appears corrosive, but it shouldn't trouble the suit.

• Batman : These platforms should support me, but will also send sound waves through the water, giving away my position to Croc. I'll need to move as slowly as possible.

• Oracle : [about the Joker]  All police feeds are reporting he's placed bombs all over Gotham. Say's he'll detonate them if anyone sets foot on Arkham Island. It's being suppressed at the moment but the story will break any time now.

  Batman : He's lying. It's just a diversion to keep people away.

  Oracle : How do you know?

  Batman : I know him.

• The Joker : Wee! Great night for a party.

  Batman : Not where you're going.

  The Joker : The night is young, Bats. I still have a trick or two up my sleeve. I mean, don't you think it's a little bit funny how a fire at Blackgate caused hundreds of my crew to be moved here?

  Frank Boles : I thought I told you to stay quiet!

  The Joker : Oh Frankie, you really should learn to keep that fat mouth of yours shut. It'll get you into trouble.