A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa (2008 TV Movie)

Dave Goelz: The Great Gonzo, Waldorf, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Zoot

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Quotes 

• Claire's Mom : Look what I found.

  The Great Gonzo : What's that?

  Claire's Mom : It's an inflatable Santa. Can someone help me blow it up?

  Crazy Harry : Did someone say "blow it up"?

  [Detonates explosives] 

  Claire's Mom : That's why you have to choose your words carefully around here.

• Statler : This is my favorite Christmas tradition.

  Waldorf : Carolers?

  Statler : No, heckling them!

  [both laugh] 

  Statler : Hey, how about you do Silent Night?

  Waldorf : Not sing it, just stay silent all night!

• Waldorf : [as the Muppets are dropped off by the postman]  Look at what the post office sent.

  Statler : Yeah. Return to sender!