The Shape / Tyler
Laurie Curtis
Emily Taylor
Sergeant Jake Lyons
Self (as Corporal J.T. Allen)
Madison Preston
Self (as Officer Gregory Bennett)
Sleeping Police Wannabe #1
Lacy Stuart
Robert Turner
Motorcycle Cop
Back stage 'Emily' Producer
Dasha - Shape's girlfriend
Steve Grey
Self (as Corporal Sean Conley)
Mrs. Curtis's rescuer
Emily Production Assistant
Heather - Chaperon
Self (as Detective Joshua Grier)
Shannon Preston
Officer Peterson
Self (as Officer Senith Helms)
Sleeping Police Wannabe #2
Self (as Officer Daniel Kotlarek)
Carlie McKay - Vet Tech
Vet Tech #2
Dr. Bailey - Vet / Lawyer (as John Lewis)
Pastor Dave (as Dr. Matt Mitchell)
Sleeping Police Wannabe #3
Trey Rivers
Laurie Curtis fan
Jailer
Talk Show Audience (as Antonio Sherman)
Luke DeVoss
Laurie Curtis Fan
Willie - Chaperon
Fan
Officer Simpson
Ashley Staite
FBI Agent Manson