The Watch (I) (2012)

Richard Ayoade: Jamarcus

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• Jamarcus : I have this one scenario in my mind. I kinda hope it plays out like this: young, sexy, Asian housewife, alone at night, frightened. A noise out by the trash cans. Best call the neighbourhood watch. I show up, look heroic, and then... get this - she sucks my balls.

  Franklin : I'm also interested in that happening to me.

• Jamarcus : Can I just say, Bob, that these are the shits?

  Franklin : Just "the shit."

  Jamarcus : These are just shit.

• Jamarcus : Nice to meet you.

  Manfred : Fuck you, curly!

• Jamarcus : It's OK. Touch my goo, Bob!