Yogi Bear (2010)
Anna Faris: Rachel
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Quotes
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Rachel : I heard that you have an unusual brown bear.
Ranger Smith : Brown bear?
Rachel : One that talks, those are so rare.
Ranger Smith : None that I can think of.
Rachel : I think he's... trying to steal your lunchbox.
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Rachel : [grabs the assistant] I have lived with gorillas! I know rage! You do not want me to go gorilla on you!
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Ranger Smith : [to Rachel] Is he still filming?
Rachel : I needed more footage, so I told him to keep it rolling.
Ranger Smith : Then I can plug that into the video camera right up there. I just need a way to distract the guards.
Yogi Bear : I think we can take care of that.
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[Rachel shows Ranger Smith, Yogi and Boo Boo a documentary video on her laptop]
Rachel : I was reviewing the documentary footage from Boo Boo's camera and I saw this.
Yogi Bear : Oh, my! I see it.
[spins around]
Yogi Bear : I have a bald spot back there!
Rachel : I'm not talking about you, Yogi. I'm talking about this.
[pauses the video and zooms in on Boo Boo's turtle]
Boo Boo : Yeah, it's my pet turtle. He hangs out at the cave all the time.
Yogi Bear : True. Did you know they don't come out of that shell? I tried one time just to see what one would look like without it, but, nope, they're sewn in.
Rachel : This is no regular turtle. See the bulging, frog-like eyes and the really wide mouth?
Ranger Smith : A frog-mouthed turtle?
Rachel : Yep. Rafetus swinhoei.
[Yogi and Boo Boo look to each other and shrug their shoulders]
Ranger Smith : But those are extinct.
Rachel : For a hundred years, but apparently, one still exists. And he lives in there, but they won't let me through the gates to go find him.
Ranger Smith : But if Jellystone has an endangered species living in it, then...
Rachel : It has to be protected as a park. That's the law.
Ranger Smith : That turtle can save this park.
Yogi Bear : Now I feel kinda bad about using him as a foot stool.
Boo Boo : Huh?
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Ranger Smith : Hey! You need to let us in this park! That turtle needs our protection!
Chief of Staff : Don't worry about the turtle. We're handling it. We'll make sure he's put in a nice zoo.
Rachel : No! A turtle that's endangered can't be removed from its natural habitat! It's against federal law!
Chief of Staff : It is? Wow! I've never heard of that law in Chapter Four, Subsection Six of the Wildlife Protection Mandate.
Yogi Bear : Don't worry, Mr. Ranger, sir. That turtle is safe. These people have no idea where my cave is.
Chief of Staff : [into his walkie-talkie] The turtle's in the talking bear's cave.
Ranger Jones : [over walkie-talkie] Copy that.
Yogi Bear : Wow. That backfired.
Ranger Smith : OK. You know what? Fine. You win.
[Ranger Smith turns around to walk away; Rachel glares at the Chief of Staff who waves to her with an evil smile]
Rachel : [whispering] What are you doing?
Ranger Smith : I have a plan.
[unlocks a gate]
Ranger Smith : One of the advantages...
[throws a big branch aside]
Ranger Smith : ... of having lived here since I was a kid is...
[opens the gate]
Ranger Smith : ... I know this park like the back of my hand. Let's go!
[Ranger Smith climbs into Rachel's truck; Yogi and Boo Boo sit in the back]
Rachel : [turns to Yogi and Boo Boo] Hold on, boys!
Yogi Bear : All right!
[Rachel drives through the gate and into the park]
