Professor Timothy Fielding (archive footage)
Interviewer (archive footage)
Vyvyan / Eddie (archive footage)
Neil (archive footage)
Ivor Whopper (archive footage)
Nicey / Kevin (archive footage)
Rimmer / Gordon Brittas / The Director of 'Ooer Sounds a Bit Rude' (archive footage)
Cindy (archive footage)
Panellist (archive footage) (as Rupert Parley)
Billy Glitter and Huggles the Ostrich (archive footage)
Panellist (archive footage)
Molly Slocombe (archive footage) (as Cheryll Taylor)
Tom Ballard (archive footage)
Diana Trent (archive footage)
Jane Edwards (archive footage)
John Lacey (archive footage)
Kirk (archive footage)
Ralph (archive footage) (as Peter Dinyer)
Louise (archive footage)
Kate (archive footage)
Mrs. Arnott (archive footage)
Dave Arrowsmith (archive footage)
Shopkeeper (archive footage)
Penny Warrender (archive footage)
Pat Wright (archive footage)
Vincent Pinner (archive footage)
Mike Channel / Klaus (archive footage)
Mike Flex (archive footage)
Maria (archive footage)
Pierre (archive footage)
Continuity Announcer (archive footage)
Lieutenant Colonel Kojak Slaphead III (archive footage)
Adrian Finch (archive footage)
Ronald Biggs (archive footage)
Miss Berta (archive footage)
Jane's Husband (archive footage)
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Barry Gibb / Maurice Gibb / Robin Gibb / Self (archive footage)
Smashie / Unlucky Alf (archive footage)
Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter (archive footage)
Rodney Trotter (archive footage)
Lisa (archive footage)
Andy Williams (archive footage)
Mike (archive footage)
Bamber Gascoigne (archive footage)
Kendal Mintcake (archive footage)
Self (archive footage)
Ian Krankie (archive footage) (as The Krankies)
Wee Jimmy Krankie (archive footage) (as The Krankies)
Derek (archive footage)
Mother (archive footage)
Martin Bryce (archive footage)
Howard Hughes (archive footage)
Hilda Hughes (archive footage)
Lister (archive footage)
Kryten (archive footage)
Cassandra Trotter (archive footage)
Boycie (archive footage)
Perry (archive footage)
Kevin's Mother (archive footage)
Rab C. Nesbitt (archive footage)
Mary Nesbitt (archive footage)
Gash Nesbitt (archive footage)
Screech Nesbitt (archive footage)
Mike Fisher (archive footage)
Trigger (archive footage)
Denzil (archive footage)
Sid (archive footage)
Laura (archive footage)
Colin (archive footage)
Carole (archive footage)
Tim (archive footage) (as Daniel Porter)
Gavin (archive footage)
Linda (archive footage)
Newsreader (archive footage) (uncredited)
Prison Guard (archive footage) (uncredited)
Harry (archive footage) (uncredited)
Alan Parry (archive footage) (uncredited)
Uncle Albert Trotter (archive footage) (uncredited)
Mickey Pearce (archive footage) (uncredited)
Director's Assistant (archive footage) (uncredited)
Jevon (archive footage) (uncredited)