50/50 (2011)

Matt Frewer: Mitch

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Quotes 

• [Adam is getting chemotherapy] 

  Alan : Want a macaroon?

  Adam : Thanks. I'm alright.

  Alan : [whispering]  There's weed in 'em.

  Adam : I don't do weed.

  Alan : C'mon. Just get high with us!

  [Adam reluctantly eats a macaroon] 

  Mitch : How old are you?

  Adam : Twenty-seven.

  Alan : That's just the worst. A perfectly good youth wasted.

  Mitch : Alan, stop it. Don't listen to him, he's just messing with you.

  Alan : Listen to me, this cancer is bullshit. First your hair's going to fall out, then your balls'll shrink. And if that isn't enough, your dick becomes a constant source of disappointment.

  [Alan and Mitch laugh] 

  Adam : I got to tell you, I was really nervous about this whole cancer thing, and then I met you guys, and boy do I feel better.

• Alan : I'm Alan Lombardo: stage 3 lymphoma. Pleased to meet you.

  Mitch : Mitch Barnett, metastatic prostate cancer.

  Adam : Oh, I'm Adam Lerner, schwannoma neurofibrosarcoma.

  Alan : What the fuck is that?

  Mitch : Tough break. The more syllables, the worse it is.

• Mitch : Why haven't we met Rachel?

  Alan : Yeah! What the fuck?

• Mitch : The more syllables, the worse it is.