10 February 2009 | vampyrecowboy
This is the very first comment - man
OK an, it's like this dog....like every sentence is like having the word man in it OK, man....
See man, this guy is like, Dog, we got to pick up a car OK man...you know what I'm saying man? Yeah Dog....I get ya man...
So, we gonna hook up with my boys man and we gonna get some answers to where we can get this car man....like tight man...
Yeah man, like dialog is really bad man...like really uncreative man.
Like even the opening credits are really bad man...and the first scene is really boring as well, ya get what I'm saying man? And that scene in the restaurant where the 4 guys are talking about the car, well that's all like...man, we all gotta say man, like a hundred times man.
Ya got me dog?
Then that scene in the repo office man with the cops, well man, that was also really bad and the sound man, well that's not too slick, ya know what I'm saying man?
That rapper guy...well Dog, he's just crazy ya know man...and that convenience store scene with the repossed car and the old woman man, well that is just like...way out man...and every sentence man...has like too many repeated words like man and dog in it, you know what I'm saying man?
Yeah dog...that is tight...so we'll just say that man...this script is like pretty bad man...and the sound and the editing and like the camera dog, they ain't that good man...just about as good as the dialog man.
So, when are we gonna work in another film dog?
Probably never man...because our performances were so flat and pathetic man.
Yeah dog...I got ya.
Straight up man.