Despicable Me (2010)

Elsie Fisher: Agnes

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• Agnes : Oh, my gosh look at that fluffy unicorn!

  [Agnes looks at the unicorn with awe] 

  Agnes : He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!

• Agnes : Why are you wearing your pajamas?

  Vector : [sputters]  These aren't pajamas! It's a warm-up suit.

  Edith : What are you warming up for?

  Vector : Stuff.

  Margo : What sort of stuff?

  Vector : Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand.

  Agnes : Like sleeping?

  Vector : THEY ARE NOT PAJAMAS!

• Agnes : Will you read us a bedtime story?

  Gru : No.

  Agnes : Pretty please?

  Gru : The physical appearance of the please makes no difference. It is still no, so go to sleep.

• Agnes : I like him. He's nice.

  Agnes , Edith : But scary.

  Agnes : Like Santa.

• Margo : Hello? Cookies for sale!

  Gru : Go away, I'm not home!

  Margo : Uh, yes, you are. I heard you.

  Gru : No, you didn't. This... is a recording.

  Margo : [scoffs]  No, it isn't.

  Gru : Yes, it is. Watch this. Leave a message. Beep!

  [Edith kicks the door, causing Gru to scream in pain] 

  Agnes : Goodbye, recorded message.

  Margo : [off-screen]  Agnes, come on!

• Gru : Kyle. These are not treats. These are guests!

  [to the girls] 

  Gru : Girls, this is Kyle, my... dog.

  [Kyle growls] 

  Agnes : Ooh, fluffy doggie!

  [She runs toward Kyle, who whines and runs away; she groans in disappointment] 

  Margo : What kind of dog is that?

  Gru : He's a... I don't know.

• Agnes : Aw. My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly.

  Edith : That's a Cheeto.

  Agnes : Oh.

  [eats it] 

• Agnes : [singing]  Unicorns, I love them. Unicorns, I love them. Uni uni unicorns, I love them. Uni unicorns, I could pet one if they were really real. And they are! So I bought one so I could pet it. Now it loves me, now I love it. La lala la la...

• Agnes : Pinkie promise?

  Gru : Oh yes, my pinkie promises.

• Margo : Oh, uh, can we get stuffed crust?

  Edith , Agnes , Jerry the Minion , Stuart the Minion : OOOOHHHH, stuffed crust.

  Gru : I'll stuff you all in the crust!

  [Agnes giggles] 

  Agnes : You're funny!

  Gru : Just don't come out of that room again!

• Gru : Clearly we need to set some rules. Rule number one: You will not touch *anything*.

  Margo : Aha. What about the floor?

  Gru : Yes, you may touch the floor.

  Margo : What about the air?

  Gru : Yes, you may touch the air.

  Edith : What about this?

  [holds a ray gun in her hands, the laser sight aimed right at Gru] 

  Gru : [screams, holding a frying pan for protection]  Where did you get that?

  Edith : [shrugs]  Found it.

  [Gru takes it away from her] 

  Gru : Okay, rule number two: You will not bother me while I'm working. Rule number three: You will not cry, or whine, or laugh, or giggle, or sneeze or barf or fart! So no, no, no annoying sounds. All right?

  Agnes : Does this count as annoying?

  [lets go of Margo's hand and puckers her cheeks] 

  Gru : [stops Agnes]  Very!

  [sighs, irritated] 

  Gru : I'll see you in six hours.

  [leaves the kitchen] 

  Margo : Okay, don't worry. Everything is going to be fine. We're gonna be really happy here. Right...? Agnes?

  [She and Edith turn and see Agnes scarfing from the bowl on the floor marked "food."] 

  Agnes : [mouth full]  Mmm?

• Agnes : Cool, lets go destroy some other games!

• Agnes : Just one more! I accidentally closed my eyes.

• [after Vector refuses to hand over the girls] 

  Gru : [leaning into the camera]  Listen close, you little punk! When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain!

  Vector : [laughing sarcastically]  Ooh, I'm really scared!

  [Gru punches the video camera, making Vector jump and fumble to hold on to the shrunken moon] 

  Agnes : [smugly]  He is gonna kick your butt.

• [on being told they are being adopted] 

  Margo : I bet the mom is beautiful!

  Edith : I bet the daddy's eyes sparkle!

  Agnes : I bet their house is made of gummy bears!

  [off their looks] 

  Agnes : I'm just saying it'd be nice.

• [saying their prayers before bed] 

  Margo : And please watch over us, and bless that we'll have a good night's sleep.

  Edith : And bless that while we're sleeping, no bugs will crawl into our ears and lay eggs in our brains!

  Agnes : Ugh!

  Margo : Great. Thanks for that image, Edith.

  Agnes : And please bless that someone will adopt us soon, and that the mommy and daddy will be nice... and have a pet unicorn.

  [Margo and Edith roll their eyes] 

  Agnes : Amen.

  Margo , Edith : Amen.

• Miss Hattie : Now, go clean something of mine.

  [Margo, Edith and Agnes trudge out, passing the Box of Shame] 

  Margo , Edith , Agnes : Hi, Penny.

  Penny : [from inside]  Hi, guys.

• [the girls discover the entrance to Gru's underground lair] 

  Edith : Whoa! That is cool! Come on!

  Agnes : [to Margo]  I don't think he's a dentist.