Bobbleheads: The Movie

One Monday at Universal: Studio exec- That lego movie is making big bucks! We need to cash in. What you property can we get? *silence* The Intern - My cousin matched with a girl on Tinder with someone that works at Bobbleheads?

And so the first trumpet of the apocalypse sounded. That is, if one can believe in the lord anymore. How could a loving God allow such a blasphemy to be created? Were we not punished enough with Food Fight??

If you're the kind of person that watched Cats just because they wanted to see an utter failure, you're next movie has arrived, quietly dumped to Netflix.

The best why to put this..... O don't know how to make movies therefore I do not. The people that put out this movie should admit the same thing. The animation and dialogue is terrible!!! I do get that the key demographic for this movie is children. With that being said, my 4 and 6 yr old lasted half the movie before losing complete interest.

Any other semblance of coherence is lost. Dialogue is muddy, plot non-existent and the CG is at least 15 years out of date. Also having the characters "bobble" while talking makes me nauseous. This concept should have been thrown out immediately. My kid made me watch it . Great kids movie has layers of plot and something for the adults to laugh at. No layers here. No laughs. Just pain and this review. Avoid.

Why was this made? Who green-lit this? Who wrote this awful dialogue? The animation is bad, even by tv standards, and that the bobble-heads...well, bobble all the time is nausea-inducing. Not only that, in the "extended preview", I've already counted at least one continuity error. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!

At the time of writing, there are four reviews, plus this one making a total of five.

I think two of them are from Chinese review farms, the other two are 1-star.