Jamie (segment "Don't")
Pam (segment "Sale on Professional Men")
Charlie (segment "Unhappy Hour")
Bob (segment "Long Distances")
Young Lady (segment "Worst Fears")
Gentleman (segment "Great Moments")
Marilyn (segment "Marilyn")
Sherry (segment "Long Distances")
Marjorie (segment "Soap")
Newscaster (segment "Sale on Professional Men")
Burt (segment "Weekends")
Announcer (segment "Ho")
Mom (segment "3-Mile Island People)
Missy (segment "Hannuka Horror")
Fritz #1 (segment "Interrogation")
Lois (segment "Dandruff")
Woman (segment "Confident")
Willie (segment "Man on the Moon")
Fritz #2 (segment "Interrogation")
Voice Over Announcer (voice) (archive footage) (as Jim MacKrell)
Phil (segment "Worst Fears")
Missus Toni (segment "Hola")
Bob (segment "Bookreading")
Carl (segment "Alienski")
Phil (segment "Dandruff")
Frank (segment "Large World of Sport")
Dracula (segment "Lite Blood") (archive footage) (as James B. Sikking)
Young Lady (segment "Soda")
Marquesse de Sade (segment "Rock Video") (archive footage)
Mohammed (segment "Large World of Sport")
Joni (segment "Sale on Professional Men")
Thomas (segment "Man on the Moon") (as Jimmie Walker)
Larry (segment "Worst Fears")
Dad (segment "3-Mile Island People")
Irving Rosenbloom Private Eye (segment "Hannuka Horror")
Charlie (segment "Man on the Moon")
Bopper (segment "Music") (archive footage) (as Miguel Nunez)
Secretary (segment "Tied Up") (archive footage)
Stewardess (segment "Goodbye") (archive footage)
Marlene (segment "Marlene")
Lance (segment "Sale on Professional Men") (archive footage)
Executive (segment "Alarm") (archive footage)
Held-up Man (segment "Alarm") (archive footage)
Secretary (segment "Alarm") (archive footage) (as Karen Mayo Chandler)
Delivery Man (segment "Alarm") (archive footage)
Billy (segment "3-Mile Island People") (archive footage) (as Shawn Campbell)
Suzy (segment "3-Mile Island People")
Cheerleader (segment "Large World of Sport") (archive footage)
Melanie (segment "Large World of Sport") / Secretary (segment "Unhappy Hour") (archive footage)
Receiver (segment "Large World of Sport") (archive footage)
Donald #1 (segment "Soap") (archive footage)
Stephanie (segment "Soap") (archive footage)
Sheila (segment "Soap") (archive footage)
Donald #2 (segment "Soap") (archive footage)
Romano (segment "Soap")
Seth (segment "Soap") (archive footage)
Rhonda (segment "Soap") (archive footage)
Wicked Witch (segment "Shake and Cook") (archive footage)
Hansel (segment "Shake and Cook") (archive footage)
Ogre (segment "Shake and Cook") (archive footage)
Businessman (segment "Unhappy Hour") (archive footage)
Construction Worker (segment "Unhappy Hour") (archive footage)
Bartender (segment "Unhappy Hour") (archive footage)
Compaining Wife (segment "Unhappy Hour") (archive footage)
Compaining Husband (segment "Unhappy Hour") (archive footage)
Hate' Man (segment "Unhappy Hour") (archive footage)
Daughter (segment "Heads") / Young Lady (segment "I Told Two Friends") (archive footage) (as Jere Lea Rae)
Mother (segment "Heads") / Punker (segment "Ho") (archive footage)
Fencer #1 (segment "Coming Attractions") (archive footage)
Fencer #2 (segment "Coming Attractions") (archive footage)
Bambi (segment "Coming Attractions") (archive footage)
WWII Flyer (segment "Interrogation") (archive footage)
Father (segment "Quaaludes for Kids")
Bret (segment "Quaaludes for Kids") (archive footage)
Wench (segment "Lite Blood") (archive footage) (as DeAnn Power)
Maid (segment "Hola") (archive footage)
Cavewoman (segment "Headache") (archive footage)
Inventor Caveman (segment "Headache") (archive footage) (as Les Shenkel)
Burly Caveman (segment "Headache") (archive footage)
Rabbi (segment "Hannuka Horror") (archive footage)
Shelly (segment "Hannuka Horror") (archive footage)
Bart (segment "Hannuka Horror") (archive footage)
Ronnie (segment "Hannuka Horror") (archive footage)
Missy's Friend (segment "Hannuka Horror") (archive footage)
Ezra and the Four Feingolds (segment "Hannuka Horror") (archive footage)
Ezra Birnbaum (segment "Hannuka Horror") (archive footage)
Dino Dante (segment "Ho") (archive footage)
Young Girl (segment "Ho") (archive footage)
Bubbles (segment "Ho")
Young Dino (segment "Ho") (archive footage)
Arthur (segment "Making Out") (archive footage)
Valerie (segment "Making Out") (archive footage)
Delivery Man (segment "Confident") (archive footage)
Lilli (segment "Bonahue") (archive footage)
C.P.A. (segment "Bonahue") (archive footage) (as Scott Feinstein C.P.A.)
Bill (segment "Bonahue") (archive footage)
Brooke Shields (segment "Jeans")
Roger (segment "Bookreading")
Sheila (segment "Bookreading") (archive footage)
Oriental Mom (segment "Moms") (archive footage)
Oriental Son (segment "Moms") (archive footage)
American Mom (segment "Moms") (archive footage)
American Son (segment "Moms")
Don (segment "Man on the Moon") (archive footage)
Sheila (segment "Weekends") (archive footage) (as Sandra Will)
Bob (segment "My Broker") (archive footage)
Businessman (segment "My Broker") (archive footage)
Janitor (segment "Nutsy Glue")
Scientist (segment "Nutsy Glue") (archive footage)
Announcer (segment "Nutsy Glue") (archive footage)
Assistant Director (segment "Millertime") (archive footage)
Randy Miller (segment "Millertime") (archive footage) (as Karen Witter)
The Wonder Bunny
Jogger (segment "Wabbitt") (archive footage)
Voice Over Announcer (voice) (archive footage)
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