Arthur (I) (2011)

Murphy Guyer: Officer Kaplan

Quotes 

• Officer Kaplan : [apprehending Naomi along with a group of tourists]  Miss, I warned you about this. You don't have a tour license and now you're impeding foot traffic. Come on, up, up, everybody up.

  Arthur : Officer, which law prevents this radiant stranger from finding the magical in the mundane?

  Officer Kaplan : MTA Code 1085.1, Section 5.

  Arthur : Could you be more specific?

  [Naomi flees] 

• Officer Kaplan : You had your first date at Grand Central Station?

  Arthur : It wasn't a shabby affair. I'd hired out the entire place. It was deserted. Acrobats were in the place, put on quite a show for us. Didn't they, Naomi?

  Naomi Quinn : No, no.

  Arthur : The floor was strewn with a million petals. Their scent hung in the air like the sweet breath of angels. And we forgot ourselves entirely. Didn't we? And ran nude through that concourse.

  Naomi Quinn : No, no, we just... we had clothes on and we ate.

• Officer Kaplan : You ran from me, Naomi. Now I gotta take you in. Besides, you've had three warnings for operating an illegal tour.

  Arthur : [lying]  Except this isn't an illegal tour, because these people aren't tourists, they're our family.

  Naomi Quinn : [playing along]  Yes. They are, they're my family. That's my family. We're having a family reunion.

  Arthur : Reunion. Uh, that, for example, is Uncle Stuart waving there.

  Naomi Quinn : Yes.

  [waving at a group of tourists] 

  Naomi Quinn : Oh, hey, Uncle Stuart!

  Arthur : Under that sun hat, that's Caribbean Diane Keaton.

  Naomi Quinn : Yes, exactly.

  Arthur : And also we have..

  Naomi Quinn : Uncle Korean John Lennon.

  Officer Kaplan : [to Arthur]  And this is, uh, Abe Lincoln, I presume.