- Tako: Full page ads of a smiling King Kong holding our drugs.
- Osamu Sakurai: Will he smile?
- Tako: He will. The catchphrase will be "I'll pulverize Godzilla because I use Pacific drugs.
- Pacific Pharmaceuticals clerk: Who's stronger: King Kong or Godzilla?
- Obayashi: Idiot! It's not a wrestling match!
- Tako: Fantastic! I like that idea! King Kong vs. Godzilla.
- Osamu Sakurai: Lightning makes him a hundred times stronger. Watch!
- Kazuo Fujita: Like Popeye's spinach?
- Tako: Papers, radio, TV, magazines, all Godzilla, Godzilla, Godzilla! Free publicity for our rival.
- Obayashi: There's a movie too
- Pacific Pharmaceuticals advertising department employee: And "Godzilla-yaki" in restaurants.
- Tako: Fools! Where's the Mammoth Evil Spirit we poured a fortune into?
- Obayashi: No news yet.
- Tako: Send a telegram!
- 1st Reporter: [as Kong breaks through the power lines] What happened?
- Dr. Onuki: The shock electrified his body
- 2nd Reporter: Like electric eels?
- Dr. Onuki: Ask Dr. Shigezawa.
- 1st Reporter: Doctor, can something so absurd happen?
- Dr. Shigesawa: Lighting once struck a postman in Switzerland. He survived but he was charged like a battery.
- Interpreter Konno: You can stay. But he won't be responsible if the Evil Spirit eats you.
- Kinsaburo Furue: And me with no life insurance!
- [as the giant octopus attacks, Sakurai rushes into Furue's hut to get some guns]
- Osamu Sakurai: Grab those!
- Kinsaburo Furue: What's going on?
- Osamu Sakurai: Tako!
- [Octopus]
- Kinsaburo Furue: Mr. Tako's here?
- Kinsaburo Furue: Sakurai, what are you doing? You're not a cameraman any more?
- Osamu Sakurai: Don't be an idiot! They sent a taiko drummer by mistake, so I'm pitch-lifting.
- Rescue Copter Pilot: [the iceberg is breaking open] What's that, Al?
- Rescue Copter Pilot: [a large creature emerges] Ahh, it's Gojira!