14 November 2017 | lor_
Man of a thousand clunkers Marc Cushman/Cash Markman stumbles again with this particularly asinine Penthouse release, its title a stupid riff on the classic Peckinpah film. Isela Vega was a lot sexier in that strange opus than the porn stars gathered here to kill time and cash their paychecks.
Markman sends up film noir for the umpteenth time, as Evan Stone heavily narrates a pointless tale of a cold-blooded hit man, assigned by screwy bad guy Steven St. Croix to bring him Shawna's head in a hat carton. Evan humps other babes on his quest for this female equivalent to John the Baptist, but none of the scenes are interesting or God forbid, funny.
As with many a Penthouse production, the babes are beautiful but misused in filler roles, even Lenee having little to do other than hump. Closest thing to entertainment is the requisite lesbian scene, made erotic by the beauty of Faye Reagan and Jayden Jaymes. Cash even throws away Jessica Bangkok in a fleeting assignment (NonSex) as receptionist for talent agent Frank Bukkwyd, latter alongside Slick Rhodes as a diner owner married to Kristina Rose as part of his WPA-style employment of thee guys over & over as NonSex performers.
Result: a stupid in-joke stretched out to fill 90 minutes.