A bunch of horrible actresses with loads of poor quality plastic surgery spend 80 minutes prancing around acting stupid. There's almost no plot, the writing is horrific, the camera work is even worse, and the girls aren't even much to look at thanks to the cheap 16mm film and terrible lighting. I can't even imagine why someone would use film in 2011, or bother making a cheap skin flick when broadband internet and HD porn already existed.
If you need a low budget skin flick with lousy acting, go find the twelve Andy Sidaris Lethal Ladies films. Those are at least fun to watch and you can actually see beautiful women. Bikini Detectives is just a waste of time.
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