Arlo the Alligator Boy (2021 TV Movie)

Eric Bauza: Bradley Alouicious, Barn Folk, Butler, Photographer

Quotes 

• Ansel Beauregard : [finishes up Better Life]  Arlo, if there's one thing I've learned in my life, it's that sometimes you have to change if you're ever going to make it in this world.

  Arlo the Alligator Boy : Change? Wait, what?

  Ansel Beauregard : I hope this lesson will help you. It's all I can do for you.

  Arlo the Alligator Boy : Well... I just thought since I came all this way to meet you, that you'd be happy to see me. You... are my dad, right?

  Ansel Beauregard : I'm... No, I'm sorry.

  [Arlo is crushed; he is sent down the elevator] 

  Butler : Everything all right, sir?

  Ansel Beauregard : Oh, uh... Just another kid from the foundation.

• Bradley Alouicious : Sandra June, you ever wonder if there's more in this world? Stuff nobody's ever seen before?

  Sandra June : Well, now, I can't imagine what that might be.

  Bradley Alouicious : Neither can I.

  Arlo the Alligator Boy : [sticks his mouth against the windshield]  Neither can I!

  [Sandra June and Bradley scream and flee the car in horror] 

  Arlo the Alligator Boy : Are you guys going to New York City?

  Bradley Alouicious : Just... JUST TAKE THE CAR, MAN!

  Arlo the Alligator Boy : Rickety biscuit! Folks outside the swamp sure are generous! I like it.