Maya Rudolph credited as playing...
Deanne McKenzie
- Deanne McKenzie: How about I take you out for a date night every Thursday?
- Kurt McKenzie: Well, Thursday night is Grey's Anatomy, but any other night would be great.
- Deanne McKenzie: Since when did you learn to speak Chinese?
- Kurt McKenzie: Just a little something I picked up watching a Chinese cooking show.
- Deanne McKenzie: That's great. Maybe you should focus a little less on the talking, and a little more of the cooking.
- Mama Ronzoni: [laughs] You got told.
- Kurt McKenzie: You got toe.
- Water Park Stud: [in a high pitched voice] What's up ladies? I'm from Sascatchatoon! That's up in Canada, eh? You American ladies ever been up to Sascatchatoon? Yeah, you American ladies would enjoy being in Sascatchatoon.
- [all the wives laugh at him]
- Water Park Stud: Hoseteasers.
- [walks off angry]
- Deanne McKenzie: Everything was on steroids except for his voice.
- Wiley: Excuse me. It is okay if I feel your belly? I love babies. I love to feel them kick.
- Deanne McKenzie: Sure, go ahead.
- Deanne McKenzie: [Wiley leans down as far as possible and feels Deanne's breast] That's not my belly, that's my boob.
- Wiley: I like to feel those too.
- Mama Ronzoni: [farts] Curly. Shame on you. That crazy dog. Must have got into some of my leftover pasta fasul.
- Deanne McKenzie: Yes, Mama, I'm sure that's exactly what happened.
- Mama Ronzoni: It did. We should get a dog.
- Deanne McKenzie: Heh. We need to get a water buffalo. Whoo!
- [Roxanne is experiencing difficulties with a sewing machine]
- Roxanne Chase-Feder: [in Spanish] This stupid machine, that doesn't work for anything, gets stuck, stuck, stuck!
- Sally Lamonsoff: That's so sexy. What are you saying?
- Deanne McKenzie: Oh, I think that she said:
- [speaks mock Spanish]
- Deanne McKenzie: Milan!
- [Everyone laughs]
- Mama Ronzoni: Deanne, you should have married that Italian guy like I told you.
- Deanne McKenzie: Yeah and if I did, you'd be the one who's pregnant right now.
- Mama Ronzoni: You're probably right. I'll butt out now.
- Bean Lamonsoff: [as milk is shooting out of Sally's breast] You're wasting it!
- [Sally's breast milk gets all over Deanne's face]
- Sally Lamonsoff: I'm sorry.
- Deanne McKenzie: [while tasting the breast milk] Actually, it's not that bad.