Robert Axle: Fathers are human too. You know, you put a piece of cake in front of us and that's all we can see.
Steven Leslie: You know how hard it was for us to distance ourselves from you?
Robert Axle: Do you know how hard it is for me to distance myself from me?
Steven Leslie: Axle, from my heart, I would love to help you, but I can't.
Robert Axle: Jesus Christ, Steve. I gave you your first job.
Steven Leslie: Good luck.
Robert Axle: You're gonna regret this.
Troy Coangelo: I blew my knee out on their nickel. Not a card, not a "Hey, Troy, how's your leg?" I've been assistant GM for three years and you know what? There's no GM. I'm the guy. They just don't want to give me the title and have to shell out an extra $1631 a year.
Robert Axle: Where are you going with this, Troy?
Troy Coangelo: Shame on you.
Robert Axle: Shame on me?
Troy Coangelo: Not you... Family Mart.
Robert Axle: Phoebe, I think you're terrific, but the tough guy talk... it just sells you short.