Flicka 2 (2010 Video)

Patrick Warburton: Hank McLaughlin

Quotes 

• Carrie McLaughlin : [tugs at tattoo shirt]  Don't worry, they're not real.

  Hank McLaughlin : That's a relief.

• Carrie McLaughlin : I think something died in my room, it reeks.

  Hank McLaughlin : Wind shifted. Puts you downwind to the barn, see. That's why my room is on the other side of the house.

• Hank McLaughlin : You can use my computer all that you want, as long as it doesn't have to be connected to the Internet.

  Carrie McLaughlin : What? You don't have the Internet?

  [Hank shakes his head no] 

  Carrie McLaughlin : How do you even exist?

  Hank McLaughlin : The same way people on The Great Plains have for over one-hundred years, you'll get used to it.

• Toby : Morning, boss. I see you're enjoying life as a family man.

  Hank McLaughlin : Yeah, I guess you could say we got off on the wrong foot.

  Toby : She reminds me of my oldest daughter, she was a feisty little thing. Still is.

  Hank McLaughlin : She calls me Hank!

  Toby : What do you expect? You haven't seen her since she was in diapers.

• Toby : Another great bonding moment, boss.

  Hank McLaughlin : I'm gonna sock you.

• Toby : Looks like Flicka took a liking to Carrie.

  Hank McLaughlin : They're both wild and ornery.

• Toby : What's on your mind, boss?

  Hank McLaughlin : Carrie's been riding Flicka on the sly.

  Toby : Oh... yeah.

  Hank McLaughlin : How long have you known about that?

  Toby : Sorry, my friend. I just didn't have the heart to tell you. If it makes you feel any better, she rides that little mare pretty good.

  Hank McLaughlin : Well, I don't feel better. I feel like an idiot. I'm the last one to know what's going on, she won't talk to me, she keeps everything to herself.

  Toby : Who does that sound like?

  Hank McLaughlin : Go on.

  Toby : Like father, like daughter.

  Hank McLaughlin : Horses sure are easier.

  Toby : Maybe you oughta loosen the reins a little.

• Hank McLaughlin : Alright, I suppose this is the part where I give you a curfew.

  Carrie McLaughlin : We will be home by 11.

  Hank McLaughlin : 10.

  Carrie McLaughlin : Come on, 11 is a perfectly appropriate hour for my age category.

  Hank McLaughlin : 10:30, final.

  Carrie McLaughlin : Sold. Good deal.

• HD Walker : Girl runs off in the middle of a storm. Can't you control that daughter of yours?

  Hank McLaughlin : We're still working that part out.

  [Walker finds Flicka's stall empty] 

  HD Walker : Oh, well now, look at this. Well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna work out: I'm gonna call the sheriff and report that daughter of yours as a horse thief. Maybe a little time in juvie oughta straighten her out.

  Hank McLaughlin : Alright, now wait a minute. Just wait a minute. You were gonna put that horse down, it has no value to you.

  HD Walker : That horse was my property and she stole it. Now, I've got the right to press charges and that is exactly what I'm gonna do.

  Hank McLaughlin : Just stop it right there! My daughter's out in that storm and the only call you better be making is to ask your men to help me find her.

• Hank McLaughlin : I know how you feel. Sometimes, life breaks your heart. Like when your mother left with you. I couldn't provide any kind of life for you, but uh, that didn't make it hurt any less.

  Carrie McLaughlin : [voice breaking]  I thought that you never wanted us... me.

  Hank McLaughlin : Did you ever ask yourself why the name of my ranch is KC? Katherine Carrie - KC Ranch. I always told your mother that I'd get my own place and that we'd have a real life. But that all ended up taking a bit longer than I'd expected but it was the idea of it that kept me working all these years. I always wanted you, Carrie. But I can't keep you here if you don't wanna stay, just like Flicka can't be kept in that stable if she doesn't wanna be kept.

• [last lines] 

  Hank McLaughlin : You see her?

  Carrie McLaughlin : There she is. She has a foal, Dad. Isn't she beautiful? If she wants to come home, we'll let her, won't we?

  Hank McLaughlin : Flicka's a member of the family. If she wants to come back, she's welcome.

  [Carries goes to see Flicka and her foal] 

  Carrie McLaughlin : Welcome home, girl. Welcome home.

• [Driving through ranch land] 

  Carrie McLaughlin : Where's the concrete?

  Hank McLaughlin : Welcome to Wyoming.

• Hank McLaughlin : Carrie! Why don't you come back here and eat your breakfast? I didn't say you were excused.

  Carrie McLaughlin : Excused? You're kidding, right? You can't tell me what to do.

  Hank McLaughlin : I am your father.

  Carrie McLaughlin : I don't even know you!

  [She walks off] 

  Hank McLaughlin : Well, fine. If you don't eat it, Speedy will!

• Pete : I don't know why you keep that mustang. Nobody can ride her. It's not worth the weight in feed.

  Hank McLaughlin : Flicka was my niece's horse. When my brother sold his ranch, I promised to take care of her.

  Toby : Means he's stuck with her.

  Pete : Yeah, well, that's family for you. Waste your time and your money, won't so much as even thank you for the privilege.

  Hank McLaughlin : Well, ain't that the truth.

• [Everybody's watching Carrie and Flicka sleeping] 

  Hank McLaughlin : So I guess nobody's working today?

• [Flipping through the channels on TV] 

  Carrie McLaughlin : I used to complain back in Pittsburgh that there was nothing on, but seriously, there is NOTHING on.

  Hank McLaughlin : Well, as long as we can get the weather report, that's all I need.

  [Flips to lawnmower racing] 

  Carrie McLaughlin : Are those lawnmowers? Okay, that's just stupid. Who would watch this?

• HD Walker : Hank McLaughlin. Hope that mutt horse mustang of yours hasn't found its way onto my property again.

  Hank McLaughlin : It's nothing like that, HD. All of your fences are still standing.

• [about Carrie] 

  Hank McLaughlin : If you give a filly too much praise before you break 'em, you end up with a half-broke horse.

  Toby : You know, I don't know if you've noticed, but she ain't no filly, she's a girl.

• Carrie McLaughlin : I already know how to ride. Jake's been teaching me.

  Hank McLaughlin : Let me guess: on Flicka?

  Carrie McLaughlin : Please don't blame Jake, it was my idea. Flicka's really good with me. Please don't be mad?

  Hank McLaughlin : I'm not mad.

  Carrie McLaughlin : You sound like it.

  Hank McLaughlin : Carrie, I'm not the enemy. Why do you feel like you have to sneak around and hide things from me?

  Carrie McLaughlin : Sorry.

  Hank McLaughlin : Me too. It's just that as your father, I would've liked to have, uh... it's just another thing I didn't get a chance at.

• Hank McLaughlin : Well, Toby, we did it. We may not be rich, but we'll make it through another season.

  Toby : Be sure to let me know when we do get rich.

• Hank McLaughlin : I tried, Carrie. I gave you an inch, you take a mile.