Marmaduke (2010)

Kiefer Sutherland: Bosco

Quotes 

• Bosco : Anyone recognize this cute little fella? The cat from the park that Marmaduke hazed?

  Carlos : Hola. I recommend the guacamole. It's dynamite!

  Bosco : Look at the tail. Turns out he lives here with Marmaduke. Or is it Marmafake?

  [the dogs look at Marmaduke] 

  Marmaduke : First of all, you're not invited here, Bosco. Leave now and take Whiskers with you. We have a no cat policy.

  Carlos : Say what?

  Bosco : Oh, is that right? Then how do you explain that picture over there?

  [the dogs look at the picture of Marmaduke and Carlos] 

• Bosco : I don't care how freakishly large you are, Donkey-Boy. We all know that inside, you're just a scared, little... PUP!

• Jezebel : He gets this way when he drinks too much drainpipe water.

  Mazie : He gets that way because he's a jerk.

  Bosco : You watch yourself, tomboy.

• Thunder : Haha! That was hilarious, Marmadonk!

  Lightning : Yeah, you're not as good as Bosco but you took that fleabag to school!

  Bosco : Oh, please. It was a cat. It's not like he killed it.

• Marmaduke : Out here, the dog park is like high school for dogs. You got you're jocks and you're cheerleaders.

  [cheerleader dog gets hit by a freebie: Freebie!] 

  Marmaduke : you're drama geeks.

  [a cop pretends to shoot two dogs: Bang bang! they fall over. a dog in a hand bag: I've been in this for so long I can't feel my legs] 

  Marmaduke : And you're bully's, the pedigrees.

  Bosco : Check out those ears, can you even fly with those things all what?

  [Thunder and Lighting laugh] 

  Marmaduke : You think my ears are too big?

  Carlos : Those things are huge. Do friends fly free?