Hesher (2010)

Devin Brochu: TJ

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Quotes 

• Hesher : You gonna try and fuck her?

  T.J. : No.

  Hesher : Well that's good? Cus' can't fuck her from here dude. Gotta be way closer.

• T.J. : Just leave me alone.

  Hesher : Alright I'll go but um, on one condition.

  [Hesher Farts, Then Leaves] 

• Hesher : Where's the laundry room?

  T.J. : My dad's gonna be home soon

  Hesher : Where's the laundry room?

  T.J. : Why?

  Hesher : Have you ever been skull-fucked?

  T.J. : No

  Hesher : Would you like to be?

• T.J. : I'm sorry I called you a fat prostitute.

  Nicole : It's okay.

  T.J. : You're not fat.

  Nicole : But I am a prostitute.

  T.J. : I don't know, maybe.

• Nicole : Can't believe he called me lady. Do I look like a lady to you?

  T.J. : I guess.

  Nicole : Thanks. I was asking if I look old.