Remember Me (I) (2010)

Tate Ellington: Aidan Hall

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• Aidan Hall : [to Ally]  He's in love with you. I've only ever seen him look at one other girl the way he looks at you, and she's a lot shorter and shares his DNA.

• Aidan Hall : Come on! Just one drink!

  Tyler : When was the last time you had one drink?

  Aidan Hall : [thinks]  communion.

• Tyler : What do you want me to do? Kidnap her?

  Aidan Hall : Of course not!

  Aidan Hall : We don't have closet space for that.

• Aidan Hall : [to Tyler]  That's why chicks dig you, man. They love this freaky, poetic crap.

• Aidan Hall : [In jail]  It must be nice living at the bookstore, by yourself, with all your stacks of books. But, you see, I actually plan on having a career, and a wife, and a girlfriend, and a... and a divorce, and a mid-life stalking episode, and an erectile dysfunction.

• Aidan Hall : I want a girlfriend.

  Tyler : What?

  Aidan Hall : Dinners out, movies, regular sex. I can handle that... for like a... summer.

  Ally Craig : You're such a romantic.

• Aidan Hall : I've planted my flag in every continent.

• Ally Craig : Do you want pancakes or french toast?

  Tyler : Doesn't matter...

  Aidan Hall : [mumbles]  French toast...

• Aidan Hall : I've had enough of this brooding introvert shit! I'm ready to set up an intervention.

  Tyler : You do realize that interventions don't normally consist of binge drinking, right?

• Aidan Hall : [In jail]  I'm glad you're happy being alone in your library with all your piles of books. But I want a future... I want a girlfriend, a wife, a divorce, and a mid-life stalking episode.

• Aidan Hall : You know, do you realise if she had the S.L.U.T...

  [Tyler shakes his head] 

  Aidan Hall : Too soon?

  [Tyler nods his head] 

• [from trailer] 

  Aidan Hall : He's got a daughter.

  Tyler : Whose gotta daughter?

  Aidan Hall : The cop who busted your face all up. He's gotta daughter.

  Tyler : I know her, she's in my Global Politics class.

  Aidan Hall : Go get her.

  Ally Craig : I don't date sociology majors.

  Tyler : Lucky for you... I'm undecided.

  Ally Craig : About what?

  Tyler : [pauses]  Everything.

• Aidan Hall : C'mon man, just one drink.

  Tyler : When was the last time you had just one drink?

  Aidan Hall : ...communion.

• Aidan Hall : Patricia. Can I call you Patricia?

  NYU Professor : No.

  Aidan Hall : Life is about people and it's about what people put into people, and I want to put something into you. I - I don't want to put anything into you. You look great, I love that jacket. You're an angel Patricia, an angel.

• Aidan Hall : You give me the word and I will steal their bikes.

• Tyler : Did you just say nihilistic?

  Aidan Hall : Yeah, alright? I got it off a cereal box.

• Ally Craig : You're the ass-aholic!

  Aidan Hall : Yeah, well... I dunno about - Wait, what?

• Aidan Hall : Round the world party. Third floor. Come on, let's go. There's a whole lot of ugly but there's a lot more alcohol.

• Aidan Hall : What the hell happened in the kitchen? Looks like somebody's water broke in there.

• Aidan Hall : I sold your girlfriend a toothbrush.

  Tyler : You sold my who? What?

  Aidan Hall : You know, your girlfriend. That voluptuous delightfully oblivious little blonde you left in your bed yesterday?

  Tyler : Yeah

  Aidan Hall : Yeah, I sold her a toothbrush. I got three bucks.

  Tyler : Congratulations.

  Aidan Hall : Yeah are in order. 'Cause that sale inspired our newest business venture. The S.L.U.T. It's a Single Lady's Universal Tote. It's a one-night-stand travel pack for women. You know? We throw in make-up and toiletries a cell phone charger, cab numbers... We retail it for $19.95. Maybe we'd do an infomercial.

  Tyler : Do you think women will buy this, with actual money?

  Aidan Hall : Okay. Yeah. You know what? Fine. Be cynical. But think about it, at one point in history, two people had a conversation, a lot like this one about the lightbulb. One went on to fame and fortune, the other probably went to work at Mickey D's or something.

• Aidan Hall : He has got a daughter!

  Tyler : Who's got a daughter?

  Aidan Hall : The cop! The cop that busted your face all up. He's got a daughter.

  Tyler : What do you want me to do? Kidnap her?

  Aidan Hall : Of course not! We don't have closet space for that.

• Aidan Hall : Hey, what about Atlantic city for your birthday this year, man?

  Tyler : Really?

  Aidan Hall : Yeah, we could get a suite. You could call toothbrush girl.

  Tyler : I think I'd rather be sodomised with a toothbrush, than that.

  Aidan Hall : It's your day man, we could work something out.

• Tyler : This is one of those things that I'm already regretting.

  Aidan Hall : [about Ally]  She was here the other day.

  Tyler : I don't care. What do you want me to say? 'Hey Dollface, your Dad trampled all over my civil liberites. Want to make out with me?'

  Aidan Hall : Well don't call her Dollface... Moron.

• Aidan Hall : Megan! Meg- wow, you look great.

  Megan : Do. Not. Speak.

  [She keeps working] 

  Aidan Hall : Ok. Two beers.

  [to Tyler] 

  Aidan Hall : Is she mad at me or something?

  Tyler : She's not mad. That's how people act when they're really into you.