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Only the ladies survive
By survive, I mean that in a shoddy production like this latter-day Penthouse VIdeo, apparently made in Florida with an approach closer to local amateurism like Bang Bros. Or Reality Kings than the Penthouse content of old, it is only the sexiness of the actresses that is tolerable.
They are a magnificent lot, ranging from the outsized rear end and breasts of Rose Monroe to the petite voluptuousness of Shay Evans, who now uses the more appropriate Latina moniker Gia Milana.
Rose catches her stepson Peter Green masturbating while watching porn in the living room in a comical set-up scene, and then volunteers "Let me help you" and humps him, taking it doggystyle (the better for the viewer to take in her widescreen-required ass). Lousy dialogue throughout the show includes her inevitable final quip "Don't tell daddy".
Nearly all the women have thick accents, including Shay who gets the tanning oil applied by her kid Tony Moves, leading to outdoor sex by the pool. She is seriously miscast as a MILF -last time I saw her, still named Shay, she was a schoolgirl and she definitely doesn't look her real age of 29.
Crystal Rush is amusing with her sort of Sophia Vergara routine, taking on the very big dick of her son Johnny the Kid. Laborious set-up concept for this vignette has Crystal at odds with Johnny, who only wants to play his virtual reality game while she needs some sort of help with her financial records.
Jaimie Vine is the newcomer in the MILF arena, trying to get her boyTyler Steel to fix her laptop. She's the only star with small boobs, but makes up for with it via, you guessed it, a large posterior.
They are a magnificent lot, ranging from the outsized rear end and breasts of Rose Monroe to the petite voluptuousness of Shay Evans, who now uses the more appropriate Latina moniker Gia Milana.
Rose catches her stepson Peter Green masturbating while watching porn in the living room in a comical set-up scene, and then volunteers "Let me help you" and humps him, taking it doggystyle (the better for the viewer to take in her widescreen-required ass). Lousy dialogue throughout the show includes her inevitable final quip "Don't tell daddy".
Nearly all the women have thick accents, including Shay who gets the tanning oil applied by her kid Tony Moves, leading to outdoor sex by the pool. She is seriously miscast as a MILF -last time I saw her, still named Shay, she was a schoolgirl and she definitely doesn't look her real age of 29.
Crystal Rush is amusing with her sort of Sophia Vergara routine, taking on the very big dick of her son Johnny the Kid. Laborious set-up concept for this vignette has Crystal at odds with Johnny, who only wants to play his virtual reality game while she needs some sort of help with her financial records.
Jaimie Vine is the newcomer in the MILF arena, trying to get her boyTyler Steel to fix her laptop. She's the only star with small boobs, but makes up for with it via, you guessed it, a large posterior.
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- lor_
- Apr 27, 2021
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