Brooklyn Davis
Father Melluzzo
Linnea Gold
Bradan James
Meghan Mazurski
Rita
Deborah Dallas
Lux (as Tasia Jones)
Paris Montag
Heavy Metal
Francis
Tom Mazurski
The Opponent / The Junkbot
Bobby Ray
Jack
Harley Danger
Officer Remillard
Mary Lane
Nick Rider
Dale
Rusty (as Chris Dionne)
Kitty Kat
Master Splinter
Johnny Mac
Mad Batter
Manager
Eagle Scout
Wirily Gentleman (as Matt Wuahkonen)
Another Betting Man
Ninja
Karate Kid #1
Cheerleader #1
Cheerleader #2
Cheerleader #3
Marine
Football Player #1
Football Player #2
Football Player #3
Town Extra
Football Player #4
Extra
Some Guy- Extra
Bike Kid
Dwayne
Baseball Player
Follower of Father Melluzzo (Roddy Piper)
The Rest