Kevin's friend / April
Miss Lambore / Bruno / Wife / Armando (as Leslie Carrara)
Storyteller / Norgay Flintoff
Andrea Waschovia / Boss / Troubled Wife / Ida / Condom Girl
Reporter
Gigi / Miss Piggy / Jose Sanchez / The Clown / Spatula Lover
Girl with Spider
The Boch / Man with Map
Alan Spifwack / Camera Man
Harland Meekletter / Pleading Man / Kevin / Barnyard Singer / Delivery Boy / Horny Johnny (voice)
Rick Speed / Pilot / Radio DJ / Jake / Tyler / Breathalyzer Boy / Stu Vargas / Email Reader / Newsman / Baby Sandwich Eater / QVC Man (voice)
Woman Survivor / Sexy Girl
Jesus / Office Temp
Roberta / Makeout Girl
Roberta Flickenstein / Man in Bra
Bob Ottembottem / Screaming Man / Blackout Announcer / Cheating Husband / Father (voice)