Narrator
Tom (segment "The Meatman") (archive footage)
Killer #2 (segment "Scary Movie: Invertor Kills") (archive footage)
Shawn (segment "The Meatman") (archive footage)
Twins #1 (segment "Gidrix II") (archive footage)
Girl (segment "Forest 2")
Maniac #2 (segment "Forest 2"), Neo (segment "Gidrix III") (as Komarov 'KuS' Vladimir)
Pifia (segment "Gidrix") (archive footage)
Rojer (segment "The Meatman")
Maniac #1 (segment "Forest 2"), The Meatman (segment "The Meatman"), Mr. Smith (segment "Gidrix III") (as Nurulin 'xXx' Timur)
Trinity (segment "Gidrix") (archive footage)
James (segment "The Meatman") (archive footage)
Merovinger (segment "Gidrix II") (archive footage)
Morpheus (segment "Gidrix II") (archive footage)
Keymaster (segment "Gidrix II") (archive footage)
Killer #1 (segment "Scary Movie: Invertor Kills") (archive footage)
Joe (segment "Jim & Joe goes to Hollywood") (uncredited)