The Best and the Brightest (2010)

Neil Patrick Harris: Jeff

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• Jeff : How about keeping just one eye on the road.

  Sam : Oh, come on.

  Jeff : Not for me. For your daughter.

  Beatrice : Yeah mom, for me.

  Jeff : I think Beatrice should live long enough to see a white president.

• Beatrice : What's wrong mommy?

  Sam : Nothing, my baby. Just everything.

  Jeff : So, public school it is!

  Sam : No!

  Jeff : So, back home it is!

  Sam : No!

  Jeff : So, homeschooling it is. And what a majestic home to do it in, don't you think, B? Which wing should we house the English Department in?

• Jeff : You left my daughter!

  Clark : She was safer after I left, dude. Consuela's from Venezuela. She probably has like 8 kids.

• Jeff : [performing poetry by reading text messages]  I'm right outside the door right now. Will you let me in? No, I'm serious. Some big Hispanic dude is out here asking me for money. Please come out here.

• [first lines] 

  Jeff : Yo, B.

  Beatrice : I'm up.

  Jeff : Check it! "You are now leaving Delaware". Get ready to say goodbye to Delaware everybody. Here it comes... , Bye Delaware!

  Beatrice : Bye Delaware! Bye Delaware! I'll see ya later.

• Sue Lemon : Let's start with, what do you do?

  Jeff : Uh, it's really not very interesting.

  Sue Lemon : Well that's alright, I'll spice it up.

  Jeff : I pre-encode LAR files for S&G List Serve.

  Sue Lemon : I think I just took a nap in the middle of what you just said.