Rise of the Guardians (2012)
Alec Baldwin: North
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Quotes
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[while North is touring Jack around his home]
Jack Frost : Slow down would you, I've been trying to bust in here for years. I want a good look!
North : What do you mean 'bust in'?
Jack Frost : Don't worry, I never got past the yetis.
[turns and sees a yeti glaring at him]
Jack Frost : Oh, hey Phil.
[Phil growls menacingly and slaps a fist into his palm]
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Tooth : [as a new Guardian is being chosen by the Man in the Moon]
Tooth : I wonder who it's gonna be!
Sandy : [Sandy depicts a four-leaf clover over his head suggesting the Leprechaun]
Tooth : Maybe the Leprechaun?
Bunnymund : Please not the Ground Hog, please not the Ground Hog...
North : [the Guardian's image comes into focus] Jack Frost?
Bunnymund : I take it back, the Ground Hog's fine!
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North : But at my center...
Jack Frost : ...there's a tiny wooden baby.
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North : [Jack has just arrived at the North Pole] I hope the Yetis treated you well.
Jack Frost : [sarcastically] Yeah, I love being shoved in a sack and tossed through a magic portal!
North : Oh, good. That was my idea!
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Bunnymund : [to Jack's collection of teeth] You call that a bag of choppers?
[holds up a larger sack]
Bunnymund : Now that's a bag of choppers!
North : Gentlemen, gentlemen. This is about Tooth, it's not the competition, but if it was...
[Pulls out a huge sack of teeth]
North : I win! YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!
North : [Jamie awakened shines a flashlight on North] Oh no!
Jamie Bennett : Santa Clause? The Easter Bunny? Sandman? The Tooth Fairy! I knew you'd come!
Tooth : Surprise! We came!
[laughs]
Jack Frost : He can see us?
Bunnymund : Most of us.
[Jack is unseen by Jamie]
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Bunnymund : Crikey! Somebody do something.
Jack Frost : Oh, don't look at me. I'm invisible, remember?
Tooth : Don't worry, Bunny. I bet she's a fairy fan. It's okay, little one.
Sophie Bennett : Pretty.
Tooth : Oh! You know, what? I've got something for you! Here it is! Look at all the pretty teeth, with little blood and gum on them!
Sophie Bennett : [wailing]
Jack Frost : Blood and gums? When was the last time you guys actually hung out with kids?
North : We are very busy bringing joy to children. We don't have time... for children.
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Pitch : YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME! Not forever. There will ALWAYS be fear.
North : So what? As long as ONE child believes, we will be here to fight fear.
Pitch : Oh, really? Then what are THEY doing here?
[nightmares surround guardians and Pitch]
North : Ha ha, they can't be MY nightmares. I'm not afraid.
Jack Frost : Looks like it's YOUR fear they smell.
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[from trailer]
North : We go by many names, and take many forms. We bring wonder and hope, we bring joy and dreams. We are the Sandman and the Tooth Fairy, we are the Easter Bunny, and Santa. And our powers are greater than you ever imagine...
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Jack Frost : I told you I'm not going with you guys. There is no way I'm climbing into some rickety, old... sleigh...
Jack Frost : [sees North's impressive sleigh] Okay. One ride, but that's it.
North : Everyone loves the sleigh.
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North : Who are you, Jack Frost? What is your center?
Jack Frost : My center?
North : If Man in Moon chose you to be a Guardian, you must have something very special inside.
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[as he falls down a rabbit hole]
North : Shostakovich!
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[from trailer]
North : It is our job to protect the children of the world. For as long as they believe in us, we will guard them with our lives...
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North : [cracks knuckles] Now we are getting down to tacks of brass.
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[from trailer]
North : We have never faced a greater threat. And so, we will fight.
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[from trailer]
North : Everyone loves the sleigh...
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North : [showing Jack a Russian nesting doll of himself] This is how you see me, no? Very big, intimidating... but, if you get to know me a little - well, go on!
[Jack opens the doll and finds another]
Jack Frost : You are downright jolly?
North : But not just jolly! I am also mysterious... and fearless... and caring... and, at my center...
Jack Frost : ...there's a tiny wooden baby?
North : Look closer - what do you see?
Jack Frost : You have... big eyes?
North : YES! Big eyes, very big, because they are full of wonder! Eyes that have always seen the wonder in everything! Eyes that see lights in the trees and magic in the air! This wonder is what I put into the world, and what I protect in children. It is what makes me a guardian. It is my center. What is yours?
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North : [Caleb looks out the window to see three of the Guardians riding a sleigh on the street where his house is, sliding down a patch of ice] Merry Christmas!
Bunnymund : Happy Easter!
Tooth : Don't forget to floss!
Caleb : [Caleb sees Cupcake sitting on a smaller toy sled in her pink nightgown, giggling and cheering] Cupcake!... What the...?
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Bunnymund : [addressing his army of eggs] Alright troops, it's time to push back. That means eggs, everywhere! Heaps of you in every farmhouse, high-rise and trailer park! In tennis shoes and cereal bowls! Oh, there'll be bathtubs filled with my beautiful googies!
[the eggs start dying themselves]
North : Okay, that's... little strange.
Bunnymund : No, mate - that's adorable. There will be springtime on every continent, and I'm bringing hope with me!
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Bunnymund : [addressing his army of eggs] Alright troops, it's time to push back - that means eggs, everywhere! Heaps of you in every farmhouse, high-rise and trailer park! In tennis shoes and cereal bowls! Oh, there'll be bathtubs filled with my beautiful googies!
[the eggs start dying themselves]
North : Okay, that's... little strange.
Bunnymund : No, mate - that's adorable. There will be springtime on every continent, and I'm bringing hope with me!
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North : [to yeti] I don't like it - paint it red!
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Jack Frost : I always thought the elves made the toys.
North : [whispers] We just let them believe that.
[they see a group of elves electrocuting themselves with a string of Christmas lights]
North : Very nice - keep up good work!
