Yes, that facetious header to this review is based on my years at CWRU as student and later administrator, site of the classic experiment from 1887 that led to the discovery that the speed of light is a constant (and earliest support of Einstein's subsequent theory of Special Relativity). M-M's experiment was a failure, as is Bree Mills' porn experiment on this DVD.
Embarrassingly bad, what we have here is a half dozen porn actresses expressing a ton of bull about cunnilingus, prior to three scenes of them doing it, with a dollop of anilingus thrown in. Bree's voice is heard as an interviewer, and an orange cut in half is used as visual aid for demonstrations prior to moving into XXX territory.
This stinker is about as stimulating as an ancient white-coater fake documentary and feels almost as dated as those movies shot 50 years before. The sex scenes are shot against an all-white background and are deadly dull.
Cast of sex workers ranging from Kenna James to busty Reagan Foxx go through their mechanical paces, and the DVD liner gushes that the video's stars perform "without the distraction of playing a character or reciting a script!". How honest (and idiotic) of you, Bree.
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