Phoebe Waller-Bridge: Helena
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Quotes
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Helena : What if you *could* go back in time? What would you do? Witness the Trojan War?
[slyly]
Helena : Check in on Cleopatra?
Indiana Jones : I'd stop my son from enlisting.
Helena : Did he sign up to please you?
Indiana Jones : No, he signed up to piss me off.
Helena : How *would* you have stopped him?
Indiana Jones : I'd tell him he was gonna die.
[Helena looks stunned]
Indiana Jones : I'd tell him that his mother would... find no end to her grief, and that his father would be... helpless to console her... and that the loss would put an end to their marriage.
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Helena Shaw : Wait. Now you believe the Dial has magical powers?
Indiana Jones : I don't believe in magic, Wombat. But a few times in my life, I've seen things. Things I can't explain. And I've come to believe it's not so much what you believe. It's how hard you believe it.
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Helena : You don't remember me, do you ?
Indiana Jones : Whatever I did, I apologize.
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Helena Shaw : You okay up there?
Indiana Jones : Yes.
Helena Shaw : You're not moving.
Indiana Jones : I'm thinking.
Helena Shaw : About?
Indiana Jones : About what the hell I'm doing up here, 40 feet in the air with crap shoulders... crumbling vertebrae... a plate in one leg, screws in the other.
Helena Shaw : Yeah, I get it. I get it.
Indiana Jones : No, you don't get it. You're half my age. You haven't been forced to drink the blood of Kali.
Helena Shaw : No. Fair enough.
Indiana Jones : Or been tortured with voodoo. And I'm just guessing, but I don't think you've been shot nine times including once by your father.
Helena Shaw : Dad shot you?
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Indiana Jones : You.
Dr. Voller : Have we met?
Helena : [confused] No.
Indiana Jones : My memory's a little fuzzy, but your face rings a bell. Are you still a Nazi?
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Helena : [about eels] They look like snakes.
Indiana Jones : No, they don't.
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Milanese Suit Man : Excuse me, who is this man?
Indiana Jones : I'm her godfather.
Helena Shaw : He's mildly related.
Indiana Jones : And she's up past her bedtime.
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Helena : [handing Indy a small flask] Private Brandy, reporting for duty.
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Helena : You've taken your chances, made your mistakes... and now, a final triumph!
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Teddy Kumar : Did you know the Wright Brothers?
Indiana Jones : What?
Teddy Kumar : The Wright Brothers. Orville and Wilbur. They invented the airplane, and they lived in Indiana. Wilbur was born in Indiana.
Indiana Jones : I'm not from Indiana, Teddy. And the Wright Brothers were born during the Civil War.
Teddy Kumar : Oh, I thought maybe you went to school with them.
Helena Shaw : Oh, come on, Indy. That was funny.
Indiana Jones : "Funny"? I'm stuck in Tangier with a broken tuk-tuk and two thieves. I'm wanted for murder. Nazis have half of Archimede's Dial and your father's notebooks.
Helena Shaw : I have a copy. Dad's notebooks. I made a copy.
Indiana Jones : Where? You memorized five notebooks?
Helena Shaw : Seven. And of course not. Half of them were dull as ditchwater. Just really the important bits.
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Dr. Voller : You don't seem to understand, Miss Shaw. This relic is my property.
Indiana Jones : It's not yours. You stole it.
Dr. Voller : Then you stole it.
Helena : And then I stole it. It's called capitalism.
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Indiana Jones : He's asking how far we've come. Two thousand years. We've come two thousand years. But we didn't expect to meet the great Archimedes.
Archimedes : You were always going to meet me.
Helena Shaw : That dial is a forced deck. It doesn't take us anywhere but here.
Indiana Jones : He built it to get help.
Helena Shaw : Well, we just scared off the entire Roman Navy... so I think we helped enough.
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Indiana Jones : Reverse these numbers. They'll get you home.
Helena Shaw : What?
Indiana Jones : I'm going to stay.
Helena Shaw : No. You're not serious. Wow, you are serious. Indy, you've been shot. You're bleeding. You can't stay here.
Indiana Jones : Yes, I can.
Helena Shaw : But for what? For a long, painful death with poultice and leeches?
Indiana Jones : I've imagined this, Wombat. Studied it. All my life.
Helena Shaw : Yeah. And if you stay here, you will much it all up. And die.
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Teddy Kumar : [about Renaldo] So, that's the expert diver?
Indiana Jones : Spain's greatest frogman.
Teddy Kumar : So, Spain's greatest frogman has a shit boat and only one good frog leg?
Helena Shaw : Stop it.
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Helena Shaw : Sorry pal, but... you're a Nazi!
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Indiana Jones : What are you doing here?
Helena Shaw : Rescuing you!
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Helena Shaw : [Teddy has been kidnapped by Voller] Are you sure they won't hurt him?
Indiana Jones : He'll be fine. He's smart. Where'd you find him?
Helena Shaw : He, uh... he tried to steal my purse outside a casino in Marrakesh when he was 10. I hit him repeatedly with my car door, but he didn't let go, and neither did I. So, been together ever since.
Indiana Jones : Thought you were all about the money.
Helena Shaw : I am.
Indiana Jones : Nobody memorizes every page of their dead father's notebooks for the money.
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Helena Shaw : I've seen things too, Indy. The only thing worth believing in, ever... is cash.
