Yalniz Kurt

Yikes! So, I just endured the cinematic catastrophe that is Yalniz Kurt (2022-2022), and let me tell you, it's like they took a crash course in how to make everything go wrong. The acting? Picture a troupe of amnesiacs struggling to remember their lines in a language they just learned yesterday. Film editing? I've seen smoother transitions in a PowerPoint presentation from the '90s. Strengths? Well, maybe if you're into unintentional comedy, this is your masterpiece. Weaknesses? Where do I start? It's so bad that "bad" would be an upgrade. The music? If you enjoy the sweet symphony of nails on a chalkboard, then you're in for a treat. The message? If there was one, it got lost in the Bermuda Triangle of terrible storytelling. Cinematography? Let's just say I've seen more artistic shots in my grandma's home videos. 1/10 doesn't quite capture the magnitude of its awfulness; it's a train wreck that not even a so-bad-it's-good aficionado would touch with a ten-foot pole.