Eating Out: All You Can Eat (2009)

Mink Stole: Helen

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• Helen : [giving a eulogy]  Kyle and Marc loved life and that's why we're here today. My son was so proud of his homosexuality that he would want you all to know exactly how he died. My son rocketed off this mortal coil at eighty miles an hour down the Ronald Reagan Freeway while giving the man he loved a blow job. According to the autopsy report, "As Marc began to "bust a nut," Céline Dion's tour bus appeared, going in the wrong direction." Upon impact, my boys came together. And they died together, doing what they loved. Amen.

• Helen : [having given Casey's phone number to Tiffani]  Kyle adored her and, well, I thought you might need some new friends - even if they are loser whores.

• Helen : So when DID you finally get your man-cherry popped?

  Casey : Aunt Helen! You don't want to hear about THAT!

  Helen : Of course I do. I wouldn't be a good aunt if I didn't.

• Helen : Don't pussy out on the youth center just because someone hurt your dick's feelings.