Tristin Bishop (as Adam Edger)
Ass Boy
Kat VonPelt
The Captain
Susan Bishop
Greg Bishop
Nurse Julie (as Niki Saletta)
ADA Joseph Valsquez (as Kevin Kelly)
Larry
Mr. Taylor (as Glenn Hill)
Principle
John The Producer / Cameraman
Kristen Anderson
Jack Ludlow
Intern
Uncle Ron
Grandma Alice
Homeless Man
Bartender
Gunther Finkel
Announcer
Narco Mary
Linus
Toy Junkie Bob (uncredited)
Security Guard #1 (uncredited)
The Caped Masquerader (uncredited)
Security Guard #2 (uncredited)
Jackson B-52 (uncredited)