Glen McCreavy: Why does the asshole always get the girl?
Tamara Drewe: [Getting out of her car in Ewedown] What a dump.
Glen McCreavy: Oh Jesus. He's been translated into Icelandic and Swahili. What an output.
Glen McCreavy: I don't like cows. They exude bovine malice.
Andy Cobb: That why you're home, to flog it?
Tamara Drewe: Yep.
Andy Cobb: Make a nice second home for some banker wankers.
Tamara Drewe: Look Andy, if you want it, why don't you just make me an offer?
Andy Cobb: Because, sadly, I'm still prey to the economic forces that threw the peasant classes off the land.
Tamara Drewe: Unlucky.
Tamara Drewe: You know, before I had the nose job I had no problem being taken seriously. Maybe, when they removed that bit of cartilage they pulled out my brain by mistake.
Zoe: How come *she* gets Ben? I've loved him since March.
Nicholas Hardiment: [Watches the dog chasing the cows chasing their owner in a field] Fuck soup!