Lesbian Seductions: Older/Younger 6

The sixth volume in the hit series is deadly dull, a victim of amateurish direction and pointless content.

Its only distinction is a negative one: the first of four vignettes runs a whopping 78 minutes, the longest "scene" I've ever seen in an Adult video.

That dreary segment actually has two parts that run as a continuous whole (and are so designated in the DVD's menu as a single unit. First, we have Girlfriends Films' stalwart Veronica Snow helping Michelle try on fetish gear at a store, and then the duo heads to a back room with a bed to hump in dreary fashion.

The set is so crummy that it goes against the grain of what this label promised its fans in its introductory manifesto several years earlier, a declaration actually enunciated on camera by Snow herself circa 2001. The scene and its setting are not romantic at all, just two mature women humping away. And Michelle with her many tattoos and nonexistent personality is terrible.

After she and Veronica wind down, petite blonde jail-bait Courtney arrives and lies between them on the bed, mouthing mindless small talk (no scripted dialogue is used in this 3-1/2 hour marathon). The two older ladies gang up on the kid and treat her to plenty of dildo action, including a kinky face-dildo attached to Courtney's kisser like a gag.

For the second vignette, Deauxma is seduced by young Brandee in a most unconvincing segment that would have us believe that Big D.'s character never has had lesbian sex before. Her prowess in the sack puts the lie to that notion.

Autum Moon bawls out kid Sindy for doing poorly on her algebra test at school, but immediately relents and humps the girl. The all-sex pattern has been established here: dialog set-ups go nowhere and add nothing at all to the mechanical Sapphic lovemaking.

Finale consists of Courtney returning to have sex with busty Darien, a not very attractive performer, whose natural boobs are about all she brings to the porn table. This poorly directed scene has her supposed to massage ailing Courtney, but the Oiler content is virtually nonexistent, and the towel placed on the bed below Courtney doesn't lead to any squirting, just as Deauxma getting fingered before by Brandee fails to bring forth any of her expected Golden Showers.