Yep, I admit it,
I am just plain and openly jealous of Mary Morgan.
I want my husband to call me LOVINGLY by my first and middle name. Instead of SOME of the ' other' 'names/words' of his choosing of that day or situation. Mary Morgan, you are one VERY LOVELY AND LOVED Woman. Now, I admit that I am TOTALLY SO NOT capable (or willing ) of shoveling manure, or pushing/scraping it into a pool of watered down manure. Nor, am I willing to chase chickens OR cows with cute names, even if it means that my husband is going to to START to oh so lovingly, and quite possibly call to me ENDEARINGLY by my first AND middle name!! Let me be TOTALLY clear, I am ONLY jealous of YOUR first and middle name rolled oh so LOVINGLY, AND starry eyed from your husband!! AND your VERY COOL Mother in law and KIND Sister in law, who is as WONDERFUL as my veterinarian that I have to PAY a LOT OF MONEY to!! Oh, Mary Morgan, I see a VERY, VERY cute as the dickens puppy bearing your name!! That way I can have my very OWN Mary Morgan.
Oh, and your Charles, (does he have a middle name?) who works his you know what off is WONDERFUL!! Any man that is GOOD, KIND and LOVING to his mom and sister too, best not burst my bubble, I will never be the same. I so ADMIRE and ADORE YOU ALL. Saturday night is now my FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK 😎. Oh you cutie Mary Morgan😇, couldn't resist!!